Things your missus does that drive you to despair

[vonkeynotvenky]

I'm always the one stood at the door after she's rushed me to do something useless like shopping, checking the Cats are OK and the cushions are straight unless we get burgled and the burglars find the house a bit untidy.

 

[Lancet Fluke]

Doesn't shut drawers properly when she's been in them.
Leaves those horrible elastic hair bobble things dotted around the house.
When she makes cups of tea she doesn't squeeze the bag out properly in the cup and leaves a little puddle of tea on the work surface.
Talks to me incessantly about her diet and how she is doing on it when we both know that ultimately it will fail.

 

[Newman Noggs]

Looks "on the bright side" when i'm in full moaning mode. Especially when City have lost.

 

[Wrighty Wrexham]

Gets rediculously stressed out when going on holiday. We have to have packed at least one week before we go otherwise its a disaster. The house has to be fucking spotless whilst were away (its a shit tip the other 50 weeks so why its got to be clean when were not in it is beyond me).

We're going on holiday, its supposed to be a happy time. We go in two weeks and its already started.

This

Its because if the plane crashes and we die whoever sorts our house out wont be able to comment about it being untidy!
Who cares we would be dead and I would hope whoever does sort our stuff out is too upset to notice the untidy house!

 

[BigOscar]

Mine leaves half drunk glasses and mugs all over the house, like the little kid from Signs. Never empties them, even leaves them by the sink half full. On the plus side, if aliens who are allergic to water turn up, we've got loads of glasses of Ribena and half drunk cups of tea to throw at them

 

[Wrighty Wrexham]

Always moans that I do nothing and then when I do moans that I should of done something else instead

 

[Arch Stanton]

She gets too hungry, for dinner at eight.........

 

[Magicpole]

get round here quick, she has appalling taste in men.

Then she would absolutely love me. :)

 

[inchy14]

Whatever pain, niggle or injury I have she has one causing her far greater jip....leading to my phrase "are your balls aching as much as mine too"....with her standing retort being, "I should think so since mine are much larger than yours"........also she always has to have the last word...woman

No man married or living with a woman who's had kids is allowed any sort of pain without the immortal line..............

"You don't know pain until you've experienced child birth"

All the fucking time.

 

[TheRemainsOfTheDave]

Looks "on the bright side" when i'm in full moaning mode. Especially when City have lost.

And then asks are we still second in the "charts"!