Things your missus does that drive you to despair

[sir baconface]

To be fair, I think being a miserable bastard was a trait I had long before my involvement with partners.

I think I can say the rest of you cunts fall into that category too.

Just an observation, but I think an indepth analysis would bear me out.

And you can fcuk off with comments like that...

 

[Magicpole]

And you can fcuk off with comments like that...

:)

 

[Patientman63]

So you put food in the rubbish bin??

No fucking sympathy.

Damn. It's my fault again!

 

[Pezzer2]

Not replenish the bog roll and clutter the stairs.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Mines just removed 3 stone sets from the drive with the front spoiler. Asked me what she did that was different to how I get the car off the drive.


You're a woman and it involves a car, I said.

Strangely she burst into tears and stormed off inside leaving the engine running.

 

[Big Swifty]

I found my missus rummaging through a big pile of coins on the kitchen table whilst crying her eyes out.

I thought "She's going through the change......"

 

[mekonmcfc]

when she sits there in stockings and suspenders when the match is on, i cant bloody concentrate

 

[Magicpole]

when she sits there in stockings and suspenders when the match is on, i cant bloody concentrate

That's what half time is for.

 

[mekonmcfc]

That's what half time is for.

its worse when we're at the game ha

 

[its a Barm]

when she sits there in stockings and suspenders when the match is on, i cant bloody concentrate

you know the rules.