Things your missus does that drive you to despair

[Magicpole]

its worse when we're at the game ha

You adventurous scamps.

 

[york away to this!]

I found my missus rummaging through a big pile of coins on the kitchen table whilst crying her eyes out.

I thought "She's going through the change......"

and today's winner is.....

 

[Big Swifty]

I agree. Mind you, it was my post

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Every day she comes in from work and tells me some bloke has just stuck his han

.....................Doesn't matter

 

[buckshot]

She takes offense to everything I say. I swear she adds the words "You woman" to everything I say in her head.

Me: I think this milk has gone sour

Her: I'm sorry I'm such a horrible wife but I didn't have time to go to the store today

 

[Magicpole]

She takes offense to everything I say. I swear she adds the words "You woman" to everything I say in her head.

Me: I think this milk has gone sour

Her: I'm sorry I'm such a horrible wife but I didn't have time to go to the store today

You should have replied.

"Well at least you can see where you're going wrong. That's a start. Maybe making a list like the ones you leave me night help."

 

[vonkeynotvenky]

Trimming my eyebrows if I get the odd straggler, she says that errant hair annoys her. She comes out of nowhere with the scissors.

 

[Magicpole]

Trimming my eyebrows if I get the odd straggler, she says that errant hair annoys her. She comes out of nowhere with the scissors.

I get that. Also fuzzy sideburns don't stand a chance.

 

[Wrighty Wrexham]

Not that this one bothers me much but whenever we're out for a meal I always ended up facing a wall, or a window,(and her of course) she always bags the chair with the best view of every fucker else, the nosy chair. Like I say, no big deal with that one but I'd be interested to know if other chaps have seen this trait in their own doris.
I did mention it some years ago but she just said I was imagining things, we're 11 years in now and I've never set eyes on any fellow diners in all that time.

Yep same here always. Me being a gentleman will always give her first choice of seats and she always without fail goes for the nosy chair!

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Trimming my eyebrows if I get the odd straggler, she says that errant hair annoys her. She comes out of nowhere with the scissors.

You lucky bastard, I get the cotton buds, a full Nelson and a swift retort...."you're not going anywhere with me looking like that"