Things your missus does that drive you to despair

[Lemon7277]

She wakes up each morning

 

[ganganvince]

Leaves the last inch of every brew and won't use the top two slices of a loaf

 

[mac]

She never replaces the toilet roll, instead she just balances it on the holder. I have opened the door many times to see the new roll fly off and land in the bowl.

Happened again yesterday. Fucking drives me mental.

I brought it up last night. She responded by firing a tirade about my domestic shortcomings.

To be fair it was quite extensive, but that doesn't mean she isn't a **** too.

. Give your missus a little bit of slack mate. It must be feckin freezing in your outside loo.

 

[Cotton Weave Blue]

Leaves the last inch of every brew and won't use the top two slices of a loaf

Ahmen brother.

 

[Bozo]

Leaves the last inch of every brew and won't use the top two slices of a loaf

Well, I do that mate. Who drinks the dregs of a brew? And the top two slices are always the worst.

 

[ganganvince]

Well, I do that mate. Who drinks the dregs of a brew? And the top two slices are always the worst.

On a fresh loaf?

 

[Magicpole]

. Give your missus a little bit of slack mate. It must be feckin freezing in your outside loo.

And it's a clump of grass.

Busted.

 

[vonkeynotvenky]

Mine keeps moving the kitchen bin so I wander around the kitchen holding stuff heading to where it was last time she moved it (It's only a small kitchen) ..I can't believe it annoys me when I was younger my biggest worry was if my pants were too tight and my equipment was a little bit too ostentatious.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Well, I do that mate. Who drinks the dregs of a brew? And the top two slices are always the worst.

The answer is simple: loaves that you slice yourself. Anyone who would cut two slices of bread from a fresh loaf and discard them needs some kind of therapy!

 

[vonkeynotvenky]

The answer is simple: loaves that you slice yourself. Anyone who would cut two slices of bread from a fresh loaf and discard them needs some kind of therapy!

Or a good talking to at the very yeast.