Those of you who left early

bluerthanblue said:
The reason people leave the game early is pure and simple , its called a habit , there dads ,uncles , granddads etc prob all did it its the way they were brought up. They think it's what you are supposed to do. IMHO
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I learned not to do it at a very early age.
In the 50's My Dad left a midweek afternoon FA Cup Tie against Newcastle at Maine Road when City were winning 3-0 with about 20 mins to go. He was a newsagent and had to leave early to get the bus back home to help sort the evening deliveries. Famously, City lost 4-5 AET. He didn't know until he arrived back and my Mum told him. All the way home he has assumed that City were through. Needless to say, he wouldn't believe her until he heard it on the radio.

Hence why I've always stayed right until the end. Even the Gillingham Play-off.
Anything can happen with City.
 
So let me get this right. To be a Blue you must:

(1) Stay to the bitter end of every game, whatever the score, absolutely no excuse is acceptable for leaving early (otherwise you just aint a proper blue you wankers - I stayed to the end of the Middlesbrough 8-1 and my balls swell every time I think of it)
(2) Must be able to prove you've been a supporter for at least 10 years before you will be accepted as a real fan and can then sit next to Liam (tourists go to Crete or summat - twats)
(3) Must sing at all times, even if you are mute (you can mouth the words you lazy bastards)
(4) Must be able to make paper planes that can travel at least 2 tiers (its aerodynamics - fools)
(5) Be born within a 3 mile radius of The Parkside (otherwise support your local team - tossers)
(6) Must NOT under any circumstances enjoy raisins in Balti Pies (you brummie cunts)
(7) Must not smoke (the spirals are for pissing down)
(8) Must have not have a family (coz the family stand is just for us grown ups - kids are a nuisance end of)
(9) Blah
(10) See (9)

Should just about cover it, now where's Liam?
 
hope it happens every game for the rest of the season, had the whole of row J to bounce along screaming, made Mancini look quite calm.
although when i saw Bobby on sky when i got home i did fill up, so happy for him and myself!
 
Dodge said:
So let me get this right. To be a Blue you must:

(1) Stay to the bitter end of every game, whatever the score, absolutely no excuse is acceptable for leaving early (otherwise you just aint a proper blue you wankers - I stayed to the end of the Middlesbrough 8-1 and my balls swell every time I think of it)
(2) Must be able to prove you've been a supporter for at least 10 years before you will be accepted as a real fan and can then sit next to Liam (tourists go to Crete or summat - twats)
(3) Must sing at all times, even if you are mute (you can mouth the words you lazy bastards)
(4) Must be able to make paper planes that can travel at least 2 tiers (its aerodynamics - fools)
(5) Be born within a 3 mile radius of The Parkside (otherwise support your local team - tossers)
(6) Must NOT under any circumstances enjoy raisins in Balti Pies (you brummie cunts)
(7) Must not smoke (the spirals are for pissing down)
(8) Must have not have a family (coz the family stand is just for us grown ups - kids are a nuisance end of)
(9) Blah
(10) See (9)

Should just about cover it, now where's Liam?
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Haha - I did a thread about The Laws of Bluemoon a while ago, almost word for word of that.

You also must not make any critical comment of our staff, unless they used to play for or support Man Utd.
 
A serious question, was anyone here actually outside the stadium when the goal went in and if so, what was the reaction? Was there instant cheering or disbelief that they had missed it?
 
Kakhaber Tskhadadze K.O.T.A. said:
stonerblue said:
Just been thinking about this.

If 20,000 leave early then surely they create a crowd, which is what they seem to be trying to avoid in the first place.
If you stay 'til the end then you'll be in roughly the same sized crowd when you leave.
If you wanna get away without hassle due to reasons other than getting home a bit quicker then why not stay and clap the last player off the pitch, sit down for a couple of minutes then leave when the place is almost empty.
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you're missing the point ......... the "leavers" aren't arsed about the game so they may as well leave at half time and miss all the crowds.
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Or just not bother at all.


Do people leave the cinema 5 minutes before the end of the film?
 
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