Tight arsed people you know (Or could be yourself)

[KS55]

Tighter than Scots ?

Definition of a Yorkshire man: A Scot without a sporran.

 

[DrBlueBob]

You really are tight, you've even saved on a comma, it's we're.

A comma?

 

[KS55]

You'd save far more if you made a flask of coffee at home and took it with you Bill.

Ker-ching !! Ker-ching !! Ker-ching !!

Or just didnt have a coffee.

 

[KS55]

I was considering buying Chelsea, but decided not to.
£3bn saved. Kerching!

 

[BlueMoonday]

To be fair, people who lease German cars, max out credit cards on designer labels and spend their monthly salary without saving are just as bad as tight arses. Pretending to be rich whilst not being able to buy a house or go on holiday, all fur coat and no knickers and thick as pig shit.

 

[Blue Mist]

I wanted to save some money so instead of catching the bus I ran behind it. Saved my self £2.
Mrs Mist said I was stupid as I should have run behind a taxi and saved myself a tenner.


Like they say the old ones are the best.

 

[Corky]

Wtf is a covid incentive bus ?

Transdev after 7pm £1 all journeys to get people back on the bus

 

[Phil1]

Don’t mind those who are sensible with their money and try and look at ways of cutting costs. Fair play to them. It’s the tight cunts who try and avoid buying a round but are happy to accept a drink that do my head in, every group has one and after nearly 30 years in the industry you spot them a mile away.
I sometimes wish I could be a bit more sensible with my cash but I’m a dickhead who pays for most of the meals when out and in a restaurant and will put whoever’s with me drinks on my tab.
Stopped going overboard with clothes these days after spending ridiculous amounts on shite but then I’ve a 15 year old who’s happily taken up the mantle!! Haha!
I suppose it’s just the nature of the individual, each to their own and all that but I’m fairly happy with who I am.

 

[Mid Wales blue]

I’m not a tight arse anymore, the wife’s strapon sorted that out!

 

[Bill Walker]

I might be a tight **** but $4 (2quid) is too much for a small coffee.
I said this to one fucking barista he said, yeah but your also paying for a table to sit at blah blah blah..

I said ok.. how much is a takeaway coffee then ?
he said $4.
Robbing twats.