Top Phil Jones facts

[lefty goldblatt]

Phil Jones used to push Steven Hawking's wheelchair, and regularly had to "put him right" over quantum physics issues

 

[MCC]

Phil Jones has an iphone 8 which he developed when he was 5.

 

[StanGibsonspitchfork]

Phil Jones has controll over all the blue minds that have formed ten pages of posts!

 

[whp.blue]

Phil Jones is the greatest player to wear the famous rag strip.

that accolade must surely go to Zinedine Cleverly?

 

[Ragnarok]

Phil Jones eats ghosts for breakfast

 

[MCC]

Phil Jones is Pele's dad.

 

[cheddar404]

Scientist at CERN think they're on the brink of discovering the Phil Jones particle.

 

[Ragnarok]

Ronaldo and Messi have bits of Phil Jones DNA. Thats why they are good.

 

[Carstairs]

Phil Jones is a right twat.



Am I doing it right?

 

[cheddar404]

Phil Jones is a right twat.



Am I doing it right?

Whilst being factually correct you've not quite captured the spirit of the thread.