Top Phil Jones facts

[MikeBlue]

Phil Jones has a grizzly bear carpet in his room.The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move!

Phil Jones died 20 years ago, death hasn't built up enough courage to tell him yet though!

Phil Jones tears cure cancer. Shame he never cries though!

 

[charliebigspuds]

Phil Jones got baconface to admit he was wrong

 

[MATCITY]

Are Chuck Norris and BIG Phil the same person

 

[dronefromsector7g]

When Phil Jones was told to go and get some sky hooks and elbow grease, he actually got them.

 

[Ragnarok]

Phil Jones once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

 

[Feed-The-Goat]

Phil Jones beat up Chuck Norris.

 

[The_Mo]

Phil Jones' penis is as long as his intestines.

 

[The Flash]

Phil Jones knows the truth about 9/11.

 

[cheddar404]

Father Christmas believes in Phil Jones.

 

[Ragnarok]

And on day 0, Phil Jones made God.