For hundreds of years it has been universally believed that the first page of the Bible has been removed. The earliest copies of the Bible have all shown indications of the first page being torn out and as a result any future copies of the Bible have omitted this page.
There has been much speculation of the contents of this missing first page with the most common belief that it contained the exact date of the extermination of mankind.
Archiologists near Mount Sinai have discovered what is believed to be the missing page from the Bible. The page is currently being carbon-dated in Bonne. If genuine, it is the missing first page of the Bible, however the page has been universally condemned by church leaders.
It reads as follows, "All characters portrayed within this book are fictitous and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental."