Tv Shows that just won't work.

[-dabz-]

Mock The Weak

Iain Duncan-Smith and George Osbourne let the mask slip and spends half an hour each week taking the piss out of the disabled, the homeless and the jobless.

Brilliant :)

Seconded:O)

 

[jma]

Hotel Wipe (On) Owt

A forensic, scientific examination of the curtains at cheap motels favoured by adulterers and prostitutes.

 

[-dabz-]

Joe 90
Fly-on-the-wall documentary following the trials a tribulations of an old bloke called Joe who's ninety you know.

 

[jma]

Blank Et JT Wank

A yet to be determined celebrity and John Terry race to be the first to masturbate to a finish. In French.

(That's to completion, not in the presence of Kimi Raikkonen)

 

[JoeMercer'sWay]

Cash In The Attic

Struggling families and pensioners sell their attics to drug growers so they can afford to keep their homes due to the crippling second bedroom tax.

 

[jma]

Danger, Spouse!

Fly on the wall doc following Ryan Giggs around his every day life, desperately avoiding being rumbled by his wife.<br /><br />-- Wed Aug 28, 2013 5:58 pm --<br /><br />Spring Crotch

Mick Jagger and Rod Stewart trial the insertion of a spring into their manhood in a desperation attempt to cut down on spiraling Viagra costs.

 

[Rascal]

Last of the summer winos


3 tramps compete against each in a series of challenges in order to win a crate of special brew.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

The Rag Trade - a panel of football journalists discuss this summer's transfer business at United.

 

[jma]

Serbs? Your Enthusiasm?

A load of Croats and Kosovans are invited to give their opinion on the people of Belgrade. Light-hearted, Sunday evening fare.<br /><br />-- Wed Aug 28, 2013 6:04 pm --<br /><br />Dongs of Praise

Katie Price talks us through her top 100 favourite penises

 

[JoeMercer'sWay]

How clean is your house?

Professional footballers get a surprise visit from the drugs squad in this dramatic and revealing documentary.

 

[BWTAC]

How clean is your house?

Professional footballers get a surprise visit from the drugs squad in this dramatic and revealing documentary.

I prefer How Clean is Your Spouse with Rhodri Giggs.

 

[shootmeifipost10k]

Dancing on thin ice.

End of career sport stars and celebrities are chosen through a live phone poll for who is to dance on the thinning ice of the local deep lake.

Calls following a successful drowning will not count but will still be charged.

 

[East Level 2]

I'm a Celebrity doesn't work.
You've got Ant and Dec in a country with crocodiles and venomous snakes yet the bastards always survive.

 

[shootmeifipost10k]

C.S.A New Mills

An in depth look at the struggles of the child support agency establishing potential fathers through DNA.

 

[2sheikhs]

Dr Kill dare.
Starring harold shipman.
Go on, dare him!!!!

 

[carlos tevez is a blue]

Knight Rider staring Zat Knight as Michael Knight.

 

[-dabz-]

Quaker mess and the pit.
The story of a puritan and his obsession with wanking into a deep hole in the ground.

 

[paphos-mcfc]

Blind date with real blind people.

 

[-dabz-]

Blind date with real blind people.

Ace:OD

 

[Ste1969]

Open all hours... starring jordan and kerry katona's legs

the sequal

saved by the smell....... tbc