Tv Shows that just won't work.

[Chris in London]

Flash in the Pan

Documentary about a forumite who hides in U bends to make scat movies

 

[Anonymous]

Knight Ryder - the ongoing campaign to get Shaun William a knighthood.

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

Cum dine on Me

A fly on the wall documentary about Jordan's life

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

Cum dine on Me

A fly on the wall documentary about Jordan's life

you dyslexic it s called "9 cum on me, by katie price"

 

[bluemc1]

Loose Women
3 mothers of octuplets meet up to discuss the effects giving birth has had on their sex lives

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

jimmy saviles toxic spunkhouse

 

[bluemc1]

Cracker-Jack
White families drive through Compton and see how long they can keep their car

 

[The Flash]

I suggest a McCann theme night.

Deal or No Deal - teams of detectives compete to see if any of them can get the McCanns and their friends to accept a plea bargain within 55 minutes.

Treasure Hunt - Anneka Rice is given clues to sightings of Madeleine by a team in the studio and has to find her by the end of the programme.

Call My Bluff - a panel show where the contestants have to give three different but convincing explanations of what might have happened to Madeleine and the opposing team have to guess which one is the truth.

I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue - a fly-on-the-wall documentary following the Portuguese police.

Child's Play - Where the twins have to describe what happened that night without mentioning the word 'Guilty'.

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

the million pound drop


millionaires are tied up over a 300 foot cliff and threatened with cutting the rope unless they pay me a fortune

that s right up there with running man..... i love it!!!

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Holmes Under The Hammer.
Peter Sutcliffe is promised early release from Broadmoor and the gratitude of millions in exchange for bringing the mallet back out of retirement and despatching Eamonn with a few swift blows in the inimitable style that made him famous for reducing the problem of prostitution in West Yorkshire.

 

[CTID1988]

"Anekka Rice's Saturday Space Helmet Bonanza" Saturday prime time gameshow, 8 blokes try to fill a space helmet with as much cum as they can to win their mate, who's been through a lot, a holiday.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Lock Up Your Daughters.
A timely revival of the Lionel Bart musical set on the Algarve and highlighting the seemingly obvious dangers of leaving an apartment unlocked whilst getting hammered with your mates.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Double the value of your house.

A supermarket sweep/Big Build themed programme. Easy dinnertime viewing where an average Wayne and Waynetta family cram as many of their children into a 3 bedded semi before the council has to knock though into next door.Hosted by some righteous left wing looney and sponsored by Greggs.

 

[bluemooninho]

Call My Guff

Bob Holness hosts this riveting gameshow where contenders have to match the smell of arse-stew to the right celebrity.

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

Robot wars. Craig Charles presents the celebrity themed all action test of robotic knowledge.

Round one pits the autistic blue team as they attempt to construct an exo skeleton for brainbox cripple Steven Hawking and put him in the ring with Superman paraplegic Christopher Reeve who wields an angle grinder controlled by his breathing tube thing

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Antiques Roadshow - Contestants have to guess the combined ages of oakiecokie, Eccles Blue, de niro & Dave Ewing's Back 'Eader.

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

Antiques Roadshow - Contestants have to guess the combined ages of oakiecokie, Eccles Blue, de niro & Dave Ewing's Back 'Eader.

someone is not getting any online minecraft invites later!!! :P

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

Marathon man.

Victims of the Boston bombings are given prosthetic limbs and forced to run for their lives so they can attempt to evade deranged nazi dentists who are heckling them with the unnerving chant "is it safe?"

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

One Man And His Dog.
A touching story of a farmer who finds true love with man's best friend, despite being ostracised by society and his long-suffering wife.
Filmed entirely on location in New Mills.

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

Minecraft invites


gay men attempt to build shit graphic blocks and hit sheep that look like a block of white wood in gay tv pilot for gays

no stealing from posts !!!!!


ar$e bandit.....hey it could work as a show, considering they gave freddie star a helicopter to chase kids around britain for two years.