Robinson Crusoe, The Pied Piper and then the cutting edge sci-fi of the Tomorrow People. A jaunt anyone? Jerry and Sylvia Anderson, Supermarianation, anything can happen in the next half hour, Harmony, Melody and Symphony Angels, UFO, Emma Peel, Adam Adamant, Alexandra Bastedo in The Champions, Department S, The Prisoner, how strange was Steve Priest (RIP) in The Sweet. What the fuck was Sapphire and Steel about? Which three of the four members of 10cc were gay? Which three were Jewish? And which three were City fans? Was it always the same three? Is Val Doonican still alive? Who cares apart from Rafferty's motor car, Paddy McGinty's goat and Delaney's donkey? Take the money or open the box? Doesn't that bloke from Sparks look like Hitler? Whispering Bob Harris, Whispering Ted Lowe, Whispering Grass, power cuts, three day weeks or was it four? Bell, Lee and Summerbee, Miss Manchester City in the programme, golden goals, the end of the world is nigh, World in Action, World at War, milk at break, moonlandings, crying when the Germans knocked us out of the 1970 World Cup and gobsmacked watching Brazil win it. That's enough now. Time for my medication nurse. Ooh Benny Hill.