United (H) | Post Match Thread

I never said it was. I said close to calamities in previous games. I started off by saying how well Akanji played today in my original post and now I feel like I am being pounced on because nobody is reading what I say! I am ecstatic and now I am going to go and cut the grass with a swagger while the weather is good.
Aw bless
 
We smashed them they were shit. 3 irrelevant goals Pep will bollock them no doubt we have nothing to be disappointed about - the look on Keans face says it all

Enjoy the week blues the rags are a absolute shite
 
Grealish was very good today, as were all of the starting 11.
He was better today and driving at players more but his decision making at times when driving witht he ball needs to improve. Akanji also got him out of jail at least once near the half way line where he played a square ball that was intercepted. He had a few chances to have a pop and he still seems reluctant.
TBF he looked gutted when he was brought off
 
What a shit second half...

Whilst I'm obviously taking the piss there's actually a glimmer of truth to that. come away from the ground ever so slightly annoyed amongst the hysteria of a convincing win that we didn't obliterate them. I'm all for taking our foot off the gas in games won by halftime, I understand the benefits but this is the one game where I always want to see us go for the kill. if we had carried on our first half performance for even 20-30 minutes we genuinely could have gone for double figures.

Those late 2 goals takes the edge off the humiliation slightly but we were fucking brilliant first half. Exactly the right tempo we wanted to be at which isn't always the case when we play united. Back 4 were superb to a man snuffing out everything and offering more creativity than their supposed creators, midfield passed it swiftly and efficiently and the front men did their job ruthlessly.

Two life long city fans scoring a hattrick in the Manchester Derby. The only thing that gets better than that is if it had been 3. What a day to be blue. Bet Southampton then do the same to the scousers.
 
Fucking beat them down like rarely seen in the last few years. Playing a defense which made me crease and without our holding midfielder, so GG boys. Whoever did the Akanji deal needs a blow-job.

They so needed this fucking reality check. The dirty fuckers started popping their heads out of the mud like moles after the last few weeks, and the smugness, the smiles, the arrogance was creeping back. Glad we smashed the mole back in the ground using the Viking’s dick.

Nearly ejaculated seeing the alcoholic mummy staring down at his baby, getting emasculated like on a bad night out in gay village. Never in your life-time eh? Guess that’s a cue for the reaper to give you a fucking kiss.

You will never be top dogs again, you worthless, spineless, T-Shirt printing factory. Utterly pathetic, as you have been for years.

Back into your caves, fucking sumbags.

City til i die.
 
I need to get out of this forum now before I say stuff I regret.

Alot of you on here ought the be ashamed of yourselves, You don't know how good we have it! Not only are you watching the best manager, players, complete football side in England, You are witnessing greatness.

But yet you still moan. It's unbelievable. Please just Fuck Off.

You've become everything we've hated...You spoiled shower of bastards.
Bloody hell!! If that was pulling punches, What was the words you might regret? :)
 
Scoreline flattered them considerably. Up to the 4 subs Pep made second half we were exceptional. Haaland and Foden both brilliant ably supported by Grealish, Bernie and Gundog. Shame the subs meant we were empty in midfield with only Bernie trying to stem their attacks and we gifted them 2 sloppy goals. Not sure if Ederson was bored today but his kicking out was as poor as I've seen it though he wasn't to blame for any of their goals.
 
He was better today and driving at players more but his decision making at times when driving witht he ball needs to improve. Akanji also got him out of jail at least once near the half way line where he played a square ball that was intercepted. He had a few chances to have a pop and he still seems reluctant.
TBF he looked gutted when he was brought off
I thought he played very well. I'm sure all of them misplaced the odd pass.
 
I have got it guys:

We had the sick swan, now we have….

























The sick tree!
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Incredible isnt it. What a load of weirdo’s
I’m a little upset that we took our foot off the gas and didn’t score 10 that might have finished both ten bob an fergie off at the same time. And to think the rag manager got manager of the month last money or was it sarcastically awarded by paddy power
 
Incredible day & it was that easy we brought the B team in with 25 mins to go.

Only negative was eddies passing. Not much he could do with the goals that was down to piss poor defending on those only 3 occasions
 
I wish someone at the club could tell him that inflicting the biggest defeat in United’s history (currently 7 goals) would mean as much to his legacy at this club as winning another league trophy.

That would make a good poll. I would oppose though. I prefer another Premier League than a 8-0 if we can't get it both.
I mean Mahrez, Alvarez, Palmer, need games for confidence and for finding game rhythm. And others that came out need some rest. I prefer to keep all players happy and rest as many as possible so to keep the chances for all 4 major cups alive, than to win 8-0.
But ok your mileage may vary.
 

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