United (H) - Sun 2nd Oct, 14:00 | Pre-Match Thread

[The Light Was Yellow Sir]

United are 5 points behind us with a game in hand, mickeys 8 behind and game in hand. Smash em both to be on the safe side.

That would be ideal, obviously..

 

[dom]

League cup semi first leg in 2010, came from 1 nil down to win 2-1, including a penalty - 2 helpings of rocking horse shite!!!

I was there with a rag mate. Felt good

 

[PaleBlue]

In recent years, results against the scum have counted little. This weekend we're 4 points behind Arsenal so the three points, even at this early stage, would be handy. Beating them would keep us up the top and give a bit of breathing space from Spurs, another team I dislike.

 

[BringBackSwales]

Win tomorrow and be a minimum of 3 points ahead of rags dippers chelsea and spurs

 

[Berts Neck]

Just had a Guy round to my mum,'s regarding the fitting of a new back door
He was of course a rag,
Said their CB The Argie will outjump Haaland
The latter is 7 inches taller So i let him bang on as they were going to put also 3 men on him too
I suggeseted also they should consider at least 10 on Erling
He didnt see the funny side
Typical Rag.

Look, if your mum is less than 50 and fit, I could fit her a new back door and I am a Blue.

 

[Impeccable One]

Can anyone get me a ticket for my sister? She didn’t get to 5 games last season so she doesn’t qualify. Ignore if this isn’t allowed and I’ll delete.

I’m might be up for this. Can you send me a pic of your sister and if she’s OK I’ll swap for a ticket.

Do I just get her for the duration of the game ? Or for all of Sunday ?

 

[lasereyes]

Pep always finds a place for Mr Whippy in these big games. Bernardo wide right and Gundy in midfield for Grealish. The rest is spot on.

Justifiably so - Gundogan is a big match player - great reading of the game, superb technical skill and gives us an additional goal threat if the opposition is triple-marking Haaland

 

[Winchester]

Look, if your mum is less than 50 and fit, I could fit her a new back door and I am a Blue.

Shes 92
And we lost my dad to cancer 12 monthd ago m8

 

[BringBackSwales]

Shes 92
And we lost my dad to cancer 12 monthd ago m8

Come back on that one Bert

 

[Crooked_rain]

I love this narrative that the dwarf defender of theirs had Haaland in his back pocket last year. I’m pretty sure Haaland hit the bar in one game and missed a fairly easy one on one. On another day he probably scores 2. Hardly nullifying someone.

Different teams, different situation. Haaland will cook him tomorrow if we play well.