United (H) - Sun 2nd Oct, 14:00 | Pre-Match Thread

[manimanc]

Can anyone get me a ticket for my sister? She didn’t get to 5 games last season so she doesn’t qualify. Ignore if this isn’t allowed and I’ll delete.

I could get you a couple of mules and a goat!

 

[BringBackSwales]

Hippies adding to the likely travel chaos

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At least they won’t be the daftest cunts in town on Sunday

 

[mat]

Hippies adding to the likely travel chaos

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Only an issue for all the cockney rags who can't get up Avanti before kick off.

 

[LongsightM13]

Only an issue for all the cockney rags who can't get up Avanti before kick off.

Anyone driving from Hyde Rd or Stockport Rd will get it tbf

 

[aguero93:20]

I could get you a couple of mules and a goat!

I'll give him 3 sheep and a pony.

 

[mat]

Anyone driving from Hyde Rd or Stockport Rd will get it tbf

The Zebra pants brigade are that embarrassed they have to masquerade as climate change protestors.

 

[Deepest Blue]

After such an interrupted build up am just about realising that there's a big game going on Sunday.
We'll own them if we're up for it.

 

[LongsightM13]

The Zebra pants brigade are that embarrassed they have to masquerade as climate change protestors.

They might join the protest and lie down in the road pretending to be traffic calming measures

 

[Mancini’s Pastilles]

Surley this makes most sense
Ed
Walker
Akanji
Dias
Joao
Rod
KDB
Gundo
Bernie
Haaland
Phil

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

They might join the protest and lie down in the road pretending to be traffic calming measures

We could glue the fuckers to the road there and nobody would suspect a thing.

 

[Zin 'messiah' Zimmer]

The build up in the stomach now here; the bantz proceeding in the workplace and the dread of a negative result all so apparent..

We can’t lose to this shower of shit, despite the apparent improvement; it’s a derby and anything can happen, however, we are still head and shoulders above the cunts and need a proverbial slapping to bring them down a peg or two

I can seriously see beast mode Sunday, we have missed umpteen chances over the last few years to give them a proper bumming, anything on that creative level will see carnage and with oden up top, I just can’t see anything other than a controlled win

Going (outlandish) 5-2, the Viking with another treble!

 

[tweety]

We need to crush these fuckers at least by 4 to put them back in their box. We've been too easy on them recently.

 

[mat]

We need to crush these fuckers at least by 10 to put them back in their box. We've been too easy on them recently.

 

[sirrmattmoo]

I could get you a couple of mules and a goat!

There’s a couple of random ones dotted about but I’ve already got one for me and my wife and you’re not allowed to buy more than 1 per person.

 

[LongsightM13]

I could get you a couple of mules and a goat!

Yep, standard rules apply
Pics needed before agreeing to such a swap

 

[Blu3m00n91]

Ederson; Walker Dias Ake Cancelo; Rodri KDB Gundo; Bernardo Haaland Foden

 

[twosips]

Ederson; Walker Dias Ake Cancelo; Rodri KDB Gundo; Bernardo Haaland Foden

I suspect it'll be this, but Akanji instead of Ake. Not arsed either way, as its exactly how id like us to lineup broadly speaking.

 

[Rosler81]

Smash the dirty horrible red cunts city, for the love of fuckin god just twat the bastards, Manchester is blue

 

[Zin 'messiah' Zimmer]

I suspect it'll be this, but Akanji instead of Ake. Not arsed either way, as its exactly how id like us to lineup broadly speaking.

I think Akanji is a shoe in, just hope pep doesn’t shoehorn ake on the left, at the expense of Walker and cancelo… Walker needed against sancho, likewise exposing the space against Anthony with cancelo slotting in centrally; ten bags will pack the midfield with Casemiro, Mctit and Fred, press that back and we will murder them on the flanks!

 

[LongsightM13]

Who the fuck is this cuckold?