United thread 2013/14 (continued)

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Prestwich_Blue said:
I defy anyone to watch this and not cry laughing. Make sure you've got the sound on:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8Pi4icjQ8E#t=47[/youtube]


If only they had a Kenwyne Jones or an Andy Carroll to get on the end of one of them !
 
nijinsky's fetlocks said:
Prestwich_Blue said:
I defy anyone to watch this and not cry laughing. Make sure you've got the sound on:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8Pi4icjQ8E#t=47[/youtube]

That is fucking hysterical.
I lasted about 16 seconds - something which Mrs Fetlocks would also be in agreement with.
I haven't seen that many crosses since I was dragged to the Vatican as a kid.
Just shown it to a pub full of rags in the lakes, with that and the #SOD I'm not well liked:)
 
Prestwich_Blue said:
I defy anyone to watch this and not cry laughing. Make sure you've got the sound on:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8Pi4icjQ8E#t=47[/youtube]

Well, we all have our crosses to bear. It seems Wee Davey has 71 of them.
 
ifiwasarichfan said:
Prestwich_Blue said:
I defy anyone to watch this and not cry laughing. Make sure you've got the sound on:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8Pi4icjQ8E#t=47[/youtube]


If only they had a Kenwyne Jones or an Andy Carroll to get on the end of one of them !

Phil Jones will be turned into a striker before the season ends! Well, a wannabe, makeshift, get-me-out-of-this-shit, striker!
 
lev_yashin said:
Prestwich_Blue said:
I defy anyone to watch this and not cry laughing. Make sure you've got the sound on:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8Pi4icjQ8E#t=47[/youtube]

Well, we all have our crosses to bear. It seems Wee Davey has 71 of them.

Er hem!!! its 81.
 
Daz_Blue said:
Hamann Pineapple said:
Rumours that the game with Arsenal has been called off until Utd stop being shit.

I seen that it could be off on twitter .......did not know it was a joke...thought it was due to weather....lol

It wasn't a joke, tube strike, a lot of the London games are threatened, might be just putting pressure on strikers.
 
Hamann Pineapple said:
Daz_Blue said:
Hamann Pineapple said:
Rumours that the game with Arsenal has been called off until Utd stop being shit.

I seen that it could be off on twitter .......did not know it was a joke...thought it was due to weather....lol

It wasn't a joke, tube strike, a lot of the London games are threatened, might be just putting pressure on strikers.

Aww, bless. Don't the peasants have buses down there? Anyone within a 5 mile radius can walk it in 90 minutes.
 
samharris said:
lev_yashin said:
Prestwich_Blue said:
I defy anyone to watch this and not cry laughing. Make sure you've got the sound on:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8Pi4icjQ8E#t=47[/youtube]

Well, we all have our crosses to bear. It seems Wee Davey has 71 of them.

Er hem!!! its 81.

81 crosses?
Did he bring Van Helsing on?
 
Why dont they get the Stratford bellender off here to help wee Davey out s bit he obviously nos everything
 
Hamann Pineapple said:
Daz_Blue said:
Hamann Pineapple said:
Rumours that the game with Arsenal has been called off until Utd stop being shit.

I seen that it could be off on twitter .......did not know it was a joke...thought it was due to weather....lol

It wasn't a joke, tube strike, a lot of the London games are threatened, might be just putting pressure on strikers.
the rags strikers are under enough pressure as it is, with 81 crosses and not a single goal.
 
hahahaha yeah right


Rumours, Rumours, and more Rumours!

David Moyes

Man United’s board are set for crisis talks with the Old Trafford side ready to axe manager David Moyes after his side failed to overcome bottom of the table Fulham.

CaughtOffside understands that Man United’s American owners are beginning to ran out of patience with Moyes and are ready to sack the Scot and will look to turn to Sir Alex Ferguson as a possible short term replacement to take charge until the summer.

The Glazers are well aware of the financial cost that would befall Man United should they fail to secure a top four finish and the damage that such an eventuality could do to the club’s reputation is clearly not lost on any connected with the Premier League title holder’s.

Moyes saw his side fail to secure all three points against bottom of the table Fulham, a result that leaves Man United nine points from fourth ahead of key Premier League fixture against Arsenal, an away trip to in-form Crystal Palace ahead of facing Olympiakos in the Champions League.

Man United made finances available to Moyes in the January transfer window and Juan Mata arrived from Chelsea though the big name capture has not helped the club’s continued runof poor form.

Source: sulia.com
 
SaddleworthBlueRhino said:
dazdon said:
From the Daily Fail...

It used to be the ground teams feared, now it's a crumbling wreck where anyone can pick up points... so, just what has happened to Fortress Old Trafford?

article-2555688-1B5AC43F00000578-598_634x453.jpg


<a class="postlink" href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2555688/It-used-ground-teams-feared-tread-crumbling-wreck-pick-points-just-happened-Fortress-Old-Trafford.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... fford.html</a>

They self created the myth of "The Theatre of Dreams." We refer to the "Swamp." In appreciating the achievements of #SaveDave can I suggest we all rename it as "The Trafford Apollo." Watching them live is just priceless.
Perhaps 'The Graveyard', given all those crosses?
 
bazbarrybazzer said:
hahahaha yeah right


Rumours, Rumours, and more Rumours!

David Moyes

Man United’s board are set for crisis talks with the Old Trafford side ready to axe manager David Moyes after his side failed to overcome bottom of the table Fulham.

CaughtOffside understands that Man United’s American owners are beginning to ran out of patience with Moyes and are ready to sack the Scot and will look to turn to Sir Alex Ferguson as a possible short term replacement to take charge until the summer.

The Glazers are well aware of the financial cost that would befall Man United should they fail to secure a top four finish and the damage that such an eventuality could do to the club’s reputation is clearly not lost on any connected with the Premier League title holder’s.

Moyes saw his side fail to secure all three points against bottom of the table Fulham, a result that leaves Man United nine points from fourth ahead of key Premier League fixture against Arsenal, an away trip to in-form Crystal Palace ahead of facing Olympiakos in the Champions League.

Man United made finances available to Moyes in the January transfer window and Juan Mata arrived from Chelsea though the big name capture has not helped the club’s continued runof poor form.

Source: sulia.com

#SOD
 
Re: City fan on talksport

dawlish dave said:
About a week ago a City fan phoned up the Goldstein show he made a point about out of date football tactics in a loud voice repeating "play it wide get it to the big man" Goldstein was cracking up and played the clip several times in the next hour, yesterday down the pub I gave the Unt fans my version, FFS it was just great to be able to tell them that I felt their pain and keep a strait face. Has anyone got a copy of the fan on Goldstein's show its a classic.

They'll be signing someone from Stoke soon, to take really long throw ins. And they will sign Andy Carroll for a club record fee come the summer and wank over it until early September, when they will realise their mistake.
 
Yoonited earnings and the Gollum effect

Yoonited release their next earnings report to investors on Wednesday 7pm EST.
http://ir.manutd.com/phoenix.zhtml?c=133303&p=irol-newsArticle&ID=1897160&highlight=

Question 1: Will the Gollum effect have a big impact on earnings this season?
Question 2: Will any 2014 forecasted earning be based on Champions league football next season? Or will they concede to investors that this is not probable?
Question 3: If the earnings to date this season are lower than the marketplace expected will the share price nose dive the following day? It's allready overvalued and has been declining since last July.
Question 4: If the Arse trash them on Wednesday, 3 hours before earnings are announced, does this all conspire to make Gollum a goner??

Question 5: If all of the above happens and they get anything other than a convincing win at Palace is Gollum a goner??

Enjoy their pain blues :>)

(I wanted to finish this post with a Cartman & Scott Tenorman gif but i cant embed using the ipad)
 
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