United thread 2013/14 (continued)

[bakerdave76]

 

[mcmanus]

Tip top.

 

[malg]

Pete Boyle meet and greet! Fucking hell........'get over yourself' springs to mind.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

The problems we had with reports of training ground bust-ups, etc, when Mancini was manager pale into insignificance to what's been going on over there this season. Here's a nice recap from a poster on Red Café:

But yeah....This is like an episode of that show Dream Team.

Just so we are clear here, without taking into account our awful style of play and form this year, we've had:

-Ed's transfer trips
-The Rooney crap
-Missing out on target after target in the summer
-Paying more money for Fellaini for no apparent reason
-Zaha and Lauren Moyes rumours, which Zaha addressed twice on bloody Twitter
-Moyes' comments to the media about "things will only get worse" after the City game
-Moyes' comments saying he needs "5 or 6 world class players" to win trophies here
-Smalling having house parties and dressing like a suicide bomber while drunk
-Welbeck and Cleverley getting caught out, going on a night out with some tv star in Newcastle
-Rio having a go at Moyes' tactics
-RVP telling the media Moyes was shocked by the players not celebrating winning the Community Shield
-Anderson saying players want to leave but then denying he said anything
-Rio acting the arse on Twitter
-Fletcher saying there have been arguments behind closed doors
-Moyes saying the players are mentally soft
-Hernandez acting the tool on Instagram and getting his international manager to have a dig at Moyes
-Zaha having a go at Moyes on Instagram
-Rio been ditched from the "team bonding" trip

Something explosive is going to happen next and lift the lid on everything

I notice there's no mention of the fact that Lou Macari burnt the chips at the last home game. Agenda.

 

[BigJoe#1]

The problems we had with reports of training ground bust-ups, etc, when Mancini was manager pale into insignificance to what's been going on over there this season. Here's a nice recap from a poster on Red Café:

But yeah....This is like an episode of that show Dream Team.

Just so we are clear here, without taking into account our awful style of play and form this year, we've had:

-Ed's transfer trips
-The Rooney crap
-Missing out on target after target in the summer
-Paying more money for Fellaini for no apparent reason
-Zaha and Lauren Moyes rumours, which Zaha addressed twice on bloody Twitter
-Moyes' comments to the media about "things will only get worse" after the City game
-Moyes' comments saying he needs "5 or 6 world class players" to win trophies here
-Smalling having house parties and dressing like a suicide bomber while drunk
-Welbeck and Cleverley getting caught out, going on a night out with some tv star in Newcastle
-Rio having a go at Moyes' tactics
-RVP telling the media Moyes was shocked by the players not celebrating winning the Community Shield
-Anderson saying players want to leave but then denying he said anything
-Rio acting the arse on Twitter
-Fletcher saying there have been arguments behind closed doors
-Moyes saying the players are mentally soft
-Hernandez acting the tool on Instagram and getting his international manager to have a dig at Moyes
-Zaha having a go at Moyes on Instagram
-Rio been ditched from the "team bonding" trip

Something explosive is going to happen next and lift the lid on everything

If only half of that is true, fucking brilliant :)

I strongly suspect that this only half the truth, there is a lot more to come yet, look at their next fixtures

Arsenal - away
Palace -Away
Olympiacos - away
WBA - away
Liverpool -home

I genuinely cannot see them winning any of these games and I also believe they will get beaten by Olympiacos over two legs.

If what I suspect is true then watch out for the massive implosion..... sadly I think it's bye bye Davey.

Tick tick tick tick....

 

[Stretford Ender]

The problems we had with reports of training ground bust-ups, etc, when Mancini was manager pale into insignificance to what's been going on over there this season. Here's a nice recap from a poster on Red Café:

If only half of that is true, fucking brilliant :)

I strongly suspect that this so only half the truth, there is a lot more to come yet, look at their next fixtures

Arsenal - away
Palace -Away
Olympiacos - away
WBA - away
Liverpool -home

I genuinely cannot see them winning any of these games and I also believe they will get beaten by Olympiacos over two legs.

Tick tick tick tick....

Tick tick tick.......tbf mate I,m thinking the alarm has gone off already.

 

[Airbags Optional]

I strongly suspect that this so only half the truth, there is a lot more to come yet, look at their next fixtures

Arsenal - away
Palace -Away
Olympiacos - away
WBA - away
Liverpool -home
I genuinely cannot see them winning any of these games and I also believe they will get beaten by Olympiacos over two legs.

Tick tick tick tick....

I hope they get 3 points in this one

 

[BigJoe#1]

If only half of that is true, fucking brilliant :)

I strongly suspect that this so only half the truth, there is a lot more to come yet, look at their next fixtures

Arsenal - away
Palace -Away
Olympiacos - away
WBA - away
Liverpool -home

I genuinely cannot see them winning any of these games and I also believe they will get beaten by Olympiacos over two legs.

Tick tick tick tick....

Tick tick tick.......tbf mate I,m thinking the alarm has gone off already.

You ain't seen buffing yet... Hahaha

 

[mcmanus]

The problems we had with reports of training ground bust-ups, etc, when Mancini was manager pale into insignificance to what's been going on over there this season. Here's a nice recap from a poster on Red Café:

If only half of that is true, fucking brilliant :)

I strongly suspect that this so only half the truth, there is a lot more to come yet, look at their next fixtures

Arsenal - away
Palace -Away
Olympiacos - away
WBA - away
Liverpool -home

I genuinely cannot see them winning any of these games and I also believe they will get beaten by Olympiacos over two legs.

Tick tick tick tick....

Wee Davey is fucked.

#SOD

 

[Blue Mist]

Taken from the New Testament:

"And the Lord said unto Moyeses, go forth and lead the people for though art the Chosen One"
And Moyses replied "But Lord surely it should be go forth and lead your people"
And the Lord replied "Fuck off I'm a Blue, go an lead your lot to hell fire, damnation and the Europa League"

 

[Stretford Ender]

If only half of that is true, fucking brilliant :)

I strongly suspect that this so only half the truth, there is a lot more to come yet, look at their next fixtures

Arsenal - away
Palace -Away
Olympiacos - away
WBA - away
Liverpool -home

I genuinely cannot see them winning any of these games and I also believe they will get beaten by Olympiacos over two legs.

Tick tick tick tick....

Wee Davey is fucked.

#SOD

Wee Davey is 6ft 1 ?

 

[Anonymous]

Morning Strets.

Apologies if you've already passed an opinion, whats your take on what's happening at your place? The media are seemingly starting to crank up the pressure (Spencer on Talksport last night was proper chopping his onions as was Custis this morning) and that usually only leads to the inevitable. Do you think he'll get it right? Do you think he'll be given the time he needs?

 

[r.soleofsalford]

I strongly suspect that this so only half the truth, there is a lot more to come yet, look at their next fixtures

Arsenal - away
Palace -Away
Olympiacos - away
WBA - away
Liverpool -home

I genuinely cannot see them winning any of these games and I also believe they will get beaten by Olympiacos over two legs.

Tick tick tick tick....

Wee Davey is fucked.

#SOD

Wee Davey is 6ft 1 ?

he was 6`4" at the start of the season. but after each poor performance or result his head seems to go lower as his neck disappears between his shoulder blades

 

[citysix]

I fear for wee daveys health cant be getting much sleep and I bet mrs davey cant be getting much sex she'll be off next #sod

 

[pfazz]

An improvement in performances is expected across the whole team later this month when wee Davey receives further supplies of turd polish.

 

[Ifwecouldjust.......]

I fear for wee daveys health cant be getting much sleep and I bet mrs davey cant be getting much sex she'll be off next #sod

She'll be off looking for Wilf ZaHa based on her daughters recommendation no doubt

 

[Stretford Ender]

Morning Strets.

Apologies if you've already passed an opinion, whats your take on what's happening at your place? The media are seemingly starting to crank up the pressure (Spencer on Talksport last night was proper chopping his onions as was Custis this morning) and that usually only leads to the inevitable. Do you think he'll get it right? Do you think he'll be given the time he needs?

Wee 6ft 1 Davey has had a baptism of fire,and like I,ve said he's been very unlucky ,I would be astonished if he lost his job ( btw I don't like anyone losing their regardless of their profession ,unless they are MP) it's only just recent that I think he's losing his nerve,team selection wise.

What you have to remember that this situation is unique for most of the players too,much is said of their experience in title run ins ,but this is different.Sundays game was quite enjoyable in a way it was funny when Utd scored twice ,and when nowhere near as frustrating as you would imagine when Fulham equalised.I wasn't having a dig at City when I said I would have been fuming if Utd were title contenders,when the final whistle went.

I have the feeling they are preparing basically for two cup finals v City and Liverpool and a best attempt at the CL as possible.Unfortunately Big Davey will find out you just can't switch on from like a light switch,winning is a habit.

Will he get it right? I could manage sides with the talent the top teams have? So yes ,but he has a big job on replacing some very reliable big names,so his recruitment will be vital.

Whatever happens enjoy this time ,because without doubt Utd will be back winning and frustrating you lot before too long,they won't do a Liverpool .As we see money talks and as loathsome as we think our owners ours ,they are successful business men ,who love money.

Even if they fail ,the queue to invest in Utd is endless,much to your chagrin they are a license to print money,that will never go away.

Other than that FC will have their new ground by then and they will be on the march

 

[Pigeonho]

Morning Strets.

Apologies if you've already passed an opinion, whats your take on what's happening at your place? The media are seemingly starting to crank up the pressure (Spencer on Talksport last night was proper chopping his onions as was Custis this morning) and that usually only leads to the inevitable. Do you think he'll get it right? Do you think he'll be given the time he needs?

Wee 6ft 1 Davey has had a baptism of fire,and like I,ve said he's been very unlucky ,I would be astonished if he lost his job ( btw I don't like anyone losing their regardless of their profession ,unless they are MP) it's only just recent that I think he's losing his nerve,team selection wise.

What you have to remember that this situation is unique for most of the players too,much is said of their experience in title run ins ,but this is different.Sundays game was quite enjoyable in a way it was funny when Utd scored twice ,and when nowhere near as frustrating as you would imagine when Fulham equalised.I wasn't having a dig at City when I said I would have been fuming if Utd were title contenders,when the final whistle went.

I have the feeling they are preparing basically for two cup finals v City and Liverpool and a best attempt at the CL as possible.Unfortunately Big Davey will find out you just can't switch on from like a light switch,winning is a habit.

Will he get it right? I could manage sides with the talent the top teams have? So yes ,but he has a big job on replacing some very reliable big names,so his recruitment will be vital.

Whatever happens enjoy this time ,because without doubt Utd will be back winning and frustrating you lot before too long,they won't do a Liverpool .As we see money talks and as loathsome as we think our owners ours ,they are successful business men ,who love money.

Even if they fail ,the queue to invest in Utd is endless,much to your chagrin they are a license to print money,that will never go away.

Other than that FC will have their new ground by then and they will be on the march

Managing top teams with talent throughout, maybe, but that can't be said of United at the minute, can it? They're not exactly busting at the seam with top talent. If the papers are to be believed, he has already failed to bring in big names - Mata excluded, (he is there for his own gain) - last summer. Looking at Moyes he doesn't have what it takes to win anything IMO. What happens then? Who would they bring in and more to the point, who would leave their current job to go there who is a top drawer manager?

 

[Damocles]

Yes, yes, yours will be the only empire tht doesn't fall because it's too big to fail.

We've only heard that from every empire in the history of the world just before it fell.

 

[CheethamHillBlue]

I have the feeling they are preparing basically for two cup finals v City and Liverpool and a best attempt at the CL as possible.Unfortunately Big Davey will find out you just can't switch on from like a light switch,winning is a habit.

Unless they have started giving out 7 or 8 points a match for beating Us and Liverpool, your team are going to be too far behind the the top 4.
(God that sounded good, saying that to a United fan)