Blue Til Death
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KentBlue said:
I agree, I'm a technophobe who asks his 8 year old daughter to sort all matters relating to technology out, so its even more amazing to me. ;-)
United thread 2013/14 (continued)
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I agree, I'm a technophobe who asks his 8 year old daughter to sort all matters relating to technology out, so its even more amazing to me. ;-)
Moyes-Lover
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THE BEST JOKES OF DAVID MOYES
What is the difference between David Moyes and Roberto Martinez?
Roberto Martínez has actually won a cup!?
David Moyes told a reporter, "The fans are behind me."
He's right.
Liverpool fans, Chelsea fans, Arsenal fans, Man City fans, Spurs fans, Everton Fans.
It took Fergie 26 years to build United into Premierships (perhaps) most fearsome club.
Moyes has managed to dismantle it at 6 months.
The question is what a feat that is most difficult?
United's winning mentality is gone in six months!
Congratulations Moyes.
In Moyes We Trust
What is the difference between David Moyes and Roberto Martinez?
Roberto Martínez has actually won a cup!?
David Moyes told a reporter, "The fans are behind me."
He's right.
Liverpool fans, Chelsea fans, Arsenal fans, Man City fans, Spurs fans, Everton Fans.
It took Fergie 26 years to build United into Premierships (perhaps) most fearsome club.
Moyes has managed to dismantle it at 6 months.
The question is what a feat that is most difficult?
United's winning mentality is gone in six months!
Congratulations Moyes.
In Moyes We Trust
TCIB
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Pam said:
Hahahaha, classic that is Pam.
gordondaviesmoustache
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I would say that each of those jokes are definitely as funny as each other.Moyes-Lover said:
ianw16
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gordondaviesmoustache said:
Here's another (rehashed) one, that some older posters will remember in a different guise:
Just heard that Manuel bumped into Wee Davey down at the local ASDA;
Manuel: "Hello David, what are you doing in here?"
Davey: "Oh, hello Manuel. I'm just picking up a sack of spuds for Tom Cleverley."
Manuel: "Ahhh, good swap."
Brightwell’s left peg
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Moyes-Lover said:
Yep...my 5 year old daughter still doesn't understand humour either.
Please, please, please check out the Opposition View prior to the utd game back in September.
I kid you not, it is the most deluded piece of rag-centric bollox, made even more hilarious by the intervening 4 months.
UNITED ARE FAVOURITES FOR THE LEAGUE
WITH THE ADDITION OF FELLAINI WE LOOK INFINITELY STRONGER
and my own personal favourite....
THIS IS GENUINELY THE STRONGEST SQUAD OF PLAYERS WE'VE PROBABLY EVER HAD!!!
pure comedy gold.
I kid you not, it is the most deluded piece of rag-centric bollox, made even more hilarious by the intervening 4 months.
UNITED ARE FAVOURITES FOR THE LEAGUE
WITH THE ADDITION OF FELLAINI WE LOOK INFINITELY STRONGER
and my own personal favourite....
THIS IS GENUINELY THE STRONGEST SQUAD OF PLAYERS WE'VE PROBABLY EVER HAD!!!
pure comedy gold.
ianw16
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Hope this hasn't been posted before. Just saw it on RAWK. Bloody hilarious.
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