United thread 2013/14

[Pigeonho]

It is a weird story as usually if you eat too much you just throw up not have your stomach pumped,more to this story than meets the eye

The original story was that he had 'breathing difficulties'. You do wonder if he tried to top himself. Very strange.

Bless him & save him (even if he I's a rag) but that's the suspicion that's been lurking in the back of my mind, too.
Hopefully, it's nothing of the sort.

Maybe the squad have been ripping into him about the amount of cocks his bird has had in her various holes?

 

[IrelandSuperman]

The original story was that he had 'breathing difficulties'. You do wonder if he tried to top himself. Very strange.

Bless him & save him (even if he I's a rag) but that's the suspicion that's been lurking in the back of my mind, too.
Hopefully, it's nothing of the sort.

Maybe the squad have been ripping into him about the amount of cocks his bird has had in her various holes?

You'd think he's already heard enough of those sort of jokes to be immune by now.

 

[Pigeonho]

Bless him & save him (even if he I's a rag) but that's the suspicion that's been lurking in the back of my mind, too.
Hopefully, it's nothing of the sort.

Maybe the squad have been ripping into him about the amount of cocks his bird has had in her various holes?

You'd think he's already heard enough of those sort of jokes to be immune by now.

Yeah but maybe she's had the cock of giggs now?

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Maybe he overdosed on protein shake during an hour long felching session with her

 

[mad4city]

The original story was that he had 'breathing difficulties'. You do wonder if he tried to top himself. Very strange.

Bless him & save him (even if he I's a rag) but that's the suspicion that's been lurking in the back of my mind, too.
Hopefully, it's nothing of the sort.

Maybe the squad have been ripping into him about the amount of cocks his bird has had in her various holes?

At least she's scoring regularly. More than any of them can say.

 

[zandvoort blue]

To get rid of Moyes on the cheap they will have to keep him to the end of a failure season. I`m sure they will have built a clause into his contract of no Champions League, then it`s the sack on reduced compensation.

If then didn`t well they`re more stupid than I thought.

 

[Ifwecouldjust.......]

I hope they sack Moysie soon, I believe he's in the same mould as Fergie and can see him building another dynasty over the next ten years.

Eh up matey :-)
Gotta ask though is this post a wind up and if not what have you seen to think this?

Personally I want him to stay for comical value.

Ive got a big rod now as well!!!!!

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

It is a weird story as usually if you eat too much you just throw up not have your stomach pumped,more to this story than meets the eye

The original story was that he had 'breathing difficulties'. You do wonder if he tried to top himself. Very strange.

Seriously, who the fuck has ever eaten so much they've needed their stomach pumping? Too much booze, maybe, drugs, if you can get them out of your system quick enough, fine, some other generally bad substance, cool.

Food? We've all been to Buffet City in town, who's he trying to kid?

Eamon Holmes?

 

[adrianr]

The original story was that he had 'breathing difficulties'. You do wonder if he tried to top himself. Very strange.

Seriously, who the fuck has ever eaten so much they've needed their stomach pumping? Too much booze, maybe, drugs, if you can get them out of your system quick enough, fine, some other generally bad substance, cool.

Food? We've all been to Buffet City in town, who's he trying to kid?

Eamon Holmes?

I believe the idea is to pump the food out, not in.

 

[samharris]

I've been supporting United for longer than most of you have been alive and I'll stick with my team. Yes, it is tough to swallow our form at the moment but no matter I'm in it for life.

do you fly over every week?
must cost a fortune

I guess his/her IP address isnt local then ??