United thread 2013/14

[dawlish dave]

... Let's all laugh at City...

Who's that twat from Argentina, about Tevez not winning trophies.............

Will update this list later on chaps been busy watching re runs of last nights game..


This list is gonna haunt them believe you me..

nick nack paddy wack
kicking a blue
both been sung loud for a long time in Dawlish.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Amazing how it all seems to have changed so quickly there. Even if they sack him, they've still got to spend a lot of money, which is the thing they don't want to do.

 

[allan harper]

Don't give a fuck if it's already been posted, it's fucking ace.

 

[MihaiCity]

Don't give a fuck if it's already been posted, it's fucking ace.

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Don't give a fuck if it's already been posted, it's fucking ace.

Quality!

 

[Dr Mick]

Just some of the things that our witty chums from Trafford have said about us over the years.

Who's laughing now cnuts?

I hope you all enjoy sucking nice and hard on the cock of Karma you bunch of humourless arrogant scum tw@ts. It really hurts doesn’t it you bunch of raggy bellends.

As someone else on BM has commented ‘The first 10 years are the worst’


They've got Curly Watts as a celebrity fan.
They've got the widest pitch, in the land.
They've got the tallest corner flags in the world.
They've got the greenest grass in the whole of the world.
They've got the biggest bananas in the land.
You can see Old Trafford from the Kippax Stand.
They had Ryan Giggs on schoolboy forms.
They had Colin Bell who was better than Best.
They bought Steve Daley for a million quid.
They tried to sign Geoff Thomas and he turned 'em down.
They won the Shamrock Trophy in '92.
They've got Bernard Manning as their fattest fan.
They used to be Little, but now they're Large.
They've got a dirty old slapper with a rusty bell (†1).
They've got salt and pepper on their hot dog stands.
They've got four different stands from a Meccano kit.
They've got exec boxes with a balcony.
They had a chairman and a manager that wore a wig.
They've got the Gallagher brothers in the Guvenors.
They invade their pitch when they win 3 points.
They do a lap of honour when they win the toss.
They sing racist chants cos they've got no class.
~ Added in 1997 ~
They've got 3 stars on their new club badge.
They've got a continental lazer blue Kappa kit.
They're going to turn Manchester into Milan.
They had the future England captain, but his cruciate went.(†2)
They've got 54 players but they're no f*cking good.
They've got a gypsy curse on their massive pitch.
~ Added in 1998 ~
They have a derby match with Macclesfield.
They go to Wrexham and Cardiff on Euro-aways.
They've got a farmyard animal and they play him up front. (†3)
~ Added in 1999 ~
Their best ever player plays for Ajax reserves. (†4)
They've got the best goalie the world has ever seen (†5)
~ Added in 2000 ~
They signed George Weah but he thought they played in red.
They signed Spencer Prior on deadline day.
They take 15,000 to every away.
They take 30,000 to every away.
They take 60,000 to every away.
They took quarter of a million to Ewood Park.
They've got three million fans in Manchester.
They empty Stockport when they play at home.
They're the only team to come from Manchester.
They have a civic reception when they've won f*ck all
They were the second-best team in Division Two.
They were the third-best team in Division Three.
They've had 17 managers in 20 years.

(†1)= Helen "the bell" Turner (who rang her bell at City for 30 years) / (†2)= Paul Lake
(†3) =Shaun Goater / (†4) =Georgie Kinkladze / (†5)=Nicky Weaver

This is all THEIR own work, not mine. Some comments, particularly the one about Helen is particularly distasteful and just goes to show what a bunch of ***** they truly are.

 

[blueish swede]

 

[Thaksinssoldier]

Lads hold up for a second and calm down.

Yes this is f**king hilarious and long may it continue, but the fact is if they kneejerk now it will actually help them. If they don't get top 4 this season and sack Moyes, they'll get it next season.

That's why it's important we stop this now, and start easing off on Utd fans. Tell them he'll get it right. Tell them it'll take time. Tell them Phil Jones will come good, Welbeck has tons of potential and all this kind of stuff. Make them feel like this is only temporary.

The last thing we want is to wind the fans up so much that they help hound Moyes out. The longer he's there, the better this is going to get...just not for them.

If they end up out of the CL for TWO seasons, they'll go the same way Rangers did.

 

[Edwardio]

That is brilliant!

 

[mcmanus]

Brilliant.

#SOD

 

[Vincents Tackle]

Lads hold up for a second and calm down.

Yes this is f**king hilarious and long may it continue, but the fact is if they kneejerk now it will actually help them. If they don't get top 4 this season and sack Moyes, they'll get it next season.

That's why it's important we stop this now, and start easing off on Utd fans. Tell them he'll get it right. Tell them it'll take time. Tell them Phil Jones will come good, Welbeck has tons of potential and all this kind of stuff. Make them feel like this is only temporary.

The last thing we want is to wind the fans up so much that they help hound Moyes out. The longer he's there, the better this is going to get...just not for them.

If they end up out of the CL for TWO seasons, they'll go the same way Rangers did.

Wouldn't that be brilliant, all their trophy's taken away from them too!

 

[M18CTID]

12 page special today #footballgenius

As hilarious as that is and you won't find me losing any sleep over it, if the MEN produced a similar pull-out about us you could guarantee that this board would go into meltdown and understandably so. They've come out with some right tripe about us down the years which in turn has led to the MUEN jibes but I find it astonishing that even with the GPC not in charge anymore they've had the balls to publish something like that about United, let alone City.

 

[aguero93:20]

Lads hold up for a second and calm down.

Yes this is f**king hilarious and long may it continue, but the fact is if they kneejerk now it will actually help them. If they don't get top 4 this season and sack Moyes, they'll get it next season.

That's why it's important we stop this now, and start easing off on Utd fans. Tell them he'll get it right. Tell them it'll take time. Tell them Phil Jones will come good, Welbeck has tons of potential and all this kind of stuff. Make them feel like this is only temporary.

The last thing we want is to wind the fans up so much that they help hound Moyes out. The longer he's there, the better this is going to get...just not for them.

If they end up out of the CL for TWO seasons, they'll go the same way Rangers did.

Wouldn't that be brilliant, all their trophy's taken away from them too!

I've been trying this but it's really hard to keep a straight face, then to make it harder they go and have some stupid jibe about trebles, history, money or something and I really can't help myself.

 

[bazbarrybazzer]

That is brilliant!

Best gif ever. Quality.

 

[Chris in London]

12 page special today #footballgenius

As hilarious as that is and you won't find me losing any sleep over it, if the MEN produced a similar pull-out about us you could guarantee that this board would go into meltdown and understandably so. They've come out with some right tripe about us down the years which in turn has led to the MUEN jibes but I find it astonishing that even with the GPC not in charge anymore they've had the balls to publish something like that about United, let alone City.

Well the editor is a massive Bury fan so their current plight won't bother him

I wonder who put it together?

 

[Blumers Bloomers]

Got a horrible feeling this morning my piss taking might come back and bite me on the arse.............in the form of them beating us in the League Cup Final.

Yes we should thrash them, but we should have also thrashed Wigan.

I'm reigning it in for a couple of weeks

 

[aguero93:20]

Got a horrible feeling this morning my piss taking might come back and bite me on the arse.............in the form of them beating us in the League Cup Final.

Yes we should thrash them, but we should have also thrashed Wigan.

I'm reigning it in until the mackems knock them out

fixed

 

[mcfc-mike]

Got a horrible feeling this morning my piss taking might come back and bite me on the arse.............in the form of them beating us in the League Cup Final.

Yes we should thrash them, but we should have also thrashed Wigan.

I'm reigning it in for a couple of weeks

Behave!

They couldn't beat an egg at the minute!

If the squeeze past Sunderland they will be shitting meeting us at wembley and will just be hoping for us not to give them a pasting :)

 

[kunaguero10]

Lads hold up for a second and calm down.

Yes this is f**king hilarious and long may it continue, but the fact is if they kneejerk now it will actually help them. If they don't get top 4 this season and sack Moyes, they'll get it next season.

That's why it's important we stop this now, and start easing off on Utd fans. Tell them he'll get it right. Tell them it'll take time. Tell them Phil Jones will come good, Welbeck has tons of potential and all this kind of stuff. Make them feel like this is only temporary.

The last thing we want is to wind the fans up so much that they help hound Moyes out. The longer he's there, the better this is going to get...just not for them.

If they end up out of the CL for TWO seasons, they'll go the same way Rangers did.

oh my god just imagine. Old Trafford to be repossessed, bulldozed to the ground and turned into council housing