United thread 2013/14

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Anyone but united

In terms of this years trophies rags have said they are ABC's Anyone But City

Easy as 1234

Fixed.



Hopefully!

 

[manimanc]

Anyone but united

In terms of this years trophies rags have said they are ABC's Anyone But City

Easy as 123

Do re mi...

 

[jacko74]

anyone see Michael Owen's tweet this morning?

@themichaelowen - So, Juan Mata is on the verge of a move to United. A Little dickie bird tells me there is more good news for United fans coming soon! #tease




what a smarmy git but any clues as to what he is on about?

What sniveling. arse-licking little sycophant... the scousers must be so ashamed of him.

 

[mike channon´s windmill]

anyone see Michael Owen's tweet this morning?

@themichaelowen - So, Juan Mata is on the verge of a move to United. A Little dickie bird tells me there is more good news for United fans coming soon! #tease




what a smarmy git but any clues as to what he is on about?

What sniveling. arse-licking little sycophant... the scousers must be so ashamed of him.

Shrek and rapist fit and raring to go - quelle surprise

 

[BlueRockape]

anyone see Michael Owen's tweet this morning?

@themichaelowen - So, Juan Mata is on the verge of a move to United. A Little dickie bird tells me there is more good news for United fans coming soon! #tease




what a smarmy git but any clues as to what he is on about?

What sniveling. arse-licking little sycophant... the scousers must be so ashamed of him.

A few posts up Roony new contract

 

[DiscoSteve]

HOT OFF THE PRESS!!!!!

David Moyes Orders Penalty Taking Improvements At Old Trafford

In an effort to increase the scoring rate both in normal play and during penalty shootouts, Wee Davey has order a modification to the goals at Old Trafford.

 

[squirtyflower]

He's ballsed up again then
They need them taller not wider

 

[mike channon´s windmill]

HOT OFF THE PRESS!!!!!

David Moyes Orders Penalty Taking Improvements At Old Trafford

In an effort to increase the scoring rate both in normal play and during penalty shootouts, Wee Davey has order a modification to the goals at Old Trafford.

Crossbar certainly not high enough

 

[Lavinda Past]

That muppet Owen is wumming. Most likely heard Rooney or RvP due back, something we've all heard.

Roony to sign new contract that will take him to the end of his playing days

The only reason they'll revise his existing contract / offer him a new contract is to bring his wages in line with Mata. The length may be unchanged. He'll be gone in the summer - Along with all the others who want European football. Fuck 'em.

 

[TheBlueDune]

Davey: Ola John. Welcome tae tha' greatest fitba' club in tha' worrrrld
Mata: Que?
Davey: H'am lukin' far'd ta you's bin tha' farst piece of tha' new jigsarrr tha' be called Moysie's Men
Mata: Que?
Davey: You're role 'll be tae git tha' ball 'n' hoof it tae Jizz Jazzinho and he'll hoof it in'tae tha' box where 'oor Welly will stick it on eee's 'ead fae another worrrlll' class goal. Spansars 'll drink it all in all o'er tha' worrrrl'
Mata: You have Tippex?