United thread 2013/14

[aguero93:20]

Davey: Ola John. Welcome tae tha' greatest fitba' club in tha' worrrrld
Mata: Que?
Davey: H'am lukin' far'd ta you's bin tha' farst piece of tha' new jigsarrr tha' be called Moysie's Men
Mata: Que?
Davey: You're role 'll be tae git tha' ball 'n' hoof it tae Jizz Jazzinho and he'll hoof it in'tae tha' box where 'oor Welly will stick it on eee's 'ead fae another worrrlll' class goal. Spansars 'll drink it all in all o'er tha' worrrrl'
Mata: You have Tippex?

pmsl, don't post stuff like that when I'm supposed to be working! :)

 

[laserblue]

David Moyes has announced that he has instructed all his squad to cease diving in the box with immediate effect on pain of disciplinary action and a fine of 2 weeks' wages.

His positive action to stop his side's serial cheating was warmly welcomed until Moyes added"There's no point them diving for penalties as that shower couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo from the spot."

 

[TCIB]

Davey: Ola John. Welcome tae tha' greatest fitba' club in tha' worrrrld
Mata: Que?
Davey: H'am lukin' far'd ta you's bin tha' farst piece of tha' new jigsarrr tha' be called Moysie's Men
Mata: Que?
Davey: You're role 'll be tae git tha' ball 'n' hoof it tae Jizz Jazzinho and he'll hoof it in'tae tha' box where 'oor Welly will stick it on eee's 'ead fae another worrrlll' class goal. Spansars 'll drink it all in all o'er tha' worrrrl'
Mata: You have Tippex?

Haha, fair play that mate, made me laugh.

 

[levets]

Re: We have to sing their song back at them

Thanks to David Moyes,
He's ruined Fergies boys,
Coz they're shite, shite, shite
They're shite, shite, shite....

Better than the paedo version...

 

[mat]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2544925/Everyones-laughing-Manchester-United-Opposing-fans-rejoice-glorious-calamitous-hilarious-decline-Red-Devils.html

Apologies if already posted. Something of a watershed when the mainstream press start taking the mickey out of our neighbours

What's even funnier is the rags commenting are proving his point.

As for the mikkie owen "exclusive" i reckon he's rejoining them...

 

[Chris in London]

A propos of nothing, did anyone else pick up Martin Tyler's reference in his commentary on Wednesday night to

'the top 7 as we now have to refer to it'

Whether that was a figure of speech or whether there is a directive from Sky to that effect would be an interesting debate.

(Sorry if the debate has been had elsewhere and I missed it. )

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

A propos of nothing, did anyone else pick up Martin Tyler's reference in his commentary on Wednesday night to

'the top 7 as we now have to refer to it'

Whether that was a figure of speech or whether there is a directive from Sky to that effect would be an interesting debate.

(Sorry if the debate has been had elsewhere and I missed it. )

I'm sure there's been some sort of debate about Tyler on here at some point....

 

[Chris in London]

A propos of nothing, did anyone else pick up Martin Tyler's reference in his commentary on Wednesday night to

'the top 7 as we now have to refer to it'

Whether that was a figure of speech or whether there is a directive from Sky to that effect would be an interesting debate.

(Sorry if the debate has been had elsewhere and I missed it. )

I'm sure there's been some sort of debate about Tyler on here at some point....

Must have missed it, GDM.

But if Sky have issued a directive to all (not just Tyler) to start referring to the 'top 7' (soon to be the top 8 perhaps) it would indeed be interesting.

 

[The Pink Panther]

A propos of nothing, did anyone else pick up Martin Tyler's reference in his commentary on Wednesday night to



Whether that was a figure of speech or whether there is a directive from Sky to that effect would be an interesting debate.

(Sorry if the debate has been had elsewhere and I missed it. )

I'm sure there's been some sort of debate about Tyler on here at some point....

Must have missed it, GDM.

But if Sky have issued a directive to all (not just Tyler) to start referring to the 'top 7' (soon to be the top 8 perhaps) it would indeed be interesting.

Surely they would hedge their bets and refer to "the top half of the table"

 

[aguero93:20]

I'm sure there's been some sort of debate about Tyler on here at some point....

Must have missed it, GDM.

But if Sky have issued a directive to all (not just Tyler) to start referring to the 'top 7' (soon to be the top 8 perhaps) it would indeed be interesting.

Surely they would hedge their bets and refer to "the top half of the table"

I'm wondering when it's going to become the 'top 22', then the 'top 26' then.......