gordondaviesmoustache
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We are at war with Eastasia. We have always been at war with Eastasia.Chris in London said:
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Prestwich_Blue
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They would be throwing themselves off the roof in Sky HQ at Isleworth if the rags got relegated.aguero93:20 said:I'm wondering when it's going to become the 'top 22', then the 'top 26' then.......The Pink Panther said:Chris in London said:Must have missed it, GDM.
But if Sky have issued a directive to all (not just Tyler) to start referring to the 'top 7' (soon to be the top 8 perhaps) it would indeed be interesting.
Surely they would hedge their bets and refer to "the top half of the table"
gordondaviesmoustache
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Not if they managed to secure the rights to chronicle to their.....errrrr.......heroic and lazarus-style rise from the ashes.Prestwich_Blue said:They would be throwing themselves off the roof in Sky HQ at Isleworth if the rags got relegated.
It's bringing a tear to my eye just thinking about it....
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I was getting more emotional at the thought of them going off the roof at Isleworth ;)gordondaviesmoustache said:Not if they managed to secure the rights to chronicle to their.....errrrr.......heroic and lazarus-style rise from the ashes.Prestwich_Blue said:They would be throwing themselves off the roof in Sky HQ at Isleworth if the rags got relegated.
It's bringing a tear to my eye just thinking about it....
gordondaviesmoustache
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Jeff Stelling does rhyme with lemming.....aguero93:20 said:I was getting more emotional at the thought of them going off the roof at Isleworth ;)gordondaviesmoustache said:Not if they managed to secure the rights to chronicle to their.....errrrr.......heroic and lazarus-style rise from the ashes.Prestwich_Blue said:They would be throwing themselves off the roof in Sky HQ at Isleworth if the rags got relegated.
It's bringing a tear to my eye just thinking about it....
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Again sorry if this is elsewhere, but it deserves the widest possible audience in any event. From yesterday's MEN:
'A drunk Manchester United fan dialled 999 and demanded to speak to Sir Alex Ferguson after the Reds' defeat last night. Police received the bizarre and amusing call at 10.30pm on Wednesday from a man in Crumpsall, north Manchester. Moments earlier, United were dumped out of the league cup in dramatic fashion by Sunderland, who won 2-1 on penalties after extra time. The distressed supporter demanded to speak to former Reds' boss Sir Alex to discuss the result.
'Greater Manchester Police released a statement on their GMP Manchester North Facebook page on Thursday morning which read: "Last night, at approximately 10.30pm a man from the Crumpsall area of north Manchester rang 999 in a drunken state demanding to speak to Sir Alex Ferguson about last night's result.
'"Obviously, it can be a sad and depressing moment when you're (sic) football team loses a game, however can we all please remember that 999 is to be used for emergencies only. For any other police related enquiries that are not an emergency, you can ring 101. If you would like to speak to Sir Alex about recent football results we here at GMP Manchester North can only suggest you try ringing Manchester United FC directly as you will probably (not definitely) have a much better chance of getting through to him there rather than ringing the police."
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Gary Lineker on Twitter
Gary Lineker on Twitter
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"The World has gone mad; England have won a game of cricket. Next thing you know, Manchester United will win...sorry that's taking it too far."
Keep it up GL.<br /><br />-- Fri Jan 24, 2014 1:05 pm --<br /><br />
Gary Lineker on Twitter
BBC Sport
"The World has gone mad; England have won a game of cricket. Next thing you know, Manchester United will win...sorry that's taking it too far."
Keep it up GL.<br /><br />-- Fri Jan 24, 2014 1:05 pm --<br /><br />
Alex Payne might feel a bit and Millie Lode rhymes with Road.gordondaviesmoustache said:Jeff Stelling does rhyme with lemming.....aguero93:20 said:I was getting more emotional at the thought of them going off the roof at Isleworth ;)gordondaviesmoustache said:Not if they managed to secure the rights to chronicle to their.....errrrr.......heroic and lazarus-style rise from the ashes.
It's bringing a tear to my eye just thinking about it....
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I want to see how they accomodate Mata, Rooney and RVP in the same team without pushing Mata out to the wing
Chris in London said:Again sorry if this is elsewhere, but it deserves the widest possible audience in any event. From yesterday's MEN:
'A drunk Manchester United fan dialled 999 and demanded to speak to Sir Alex Ferguson after the Reds' defeat last night. Police received the bizarre and amusing call at 10.30pm on Wednesday from a man in Crumpsall, north Manchester. Moments earlier, United were dumped out of the league cup in dramatic fashion by Sunderland, who won 2-1 on penalties after extra time. The distressed supporter demanded to speak to former Reds' boss Sir Alex to discuss the result.
'Greater Manchester Police released a statement on their GMP Manchester North Facebook page on Thursday morning which read: "Last night, at approximately 10.30pm a man from the Crumpsall area of north Manchester rang 999 in a drunken state demanding to speak to Sir Alex Ferguson about last night's result.
'"Obviously, it can be a sad and depressing moment when you're (sic) football team loses a game, however can we all please remember that 999 is to be used for emergencies only. For any other police related enquiries that are not an emergency, you can ring 101. If you would like to speak to Sir Alex about recent football results we here at GMP Manchester North can only suggest you try ringing Manchester United FC directly as you will probably (not definitely) have a much better chance of getting through to him there rather than ringing the police."
Don't worry, it only accounts for about 35 pages of this thread ;)
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This. Should. Be. Funny.Football
Former Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson is appointed as Uefa's coaching ambassador.
"Sir Alex will be chairman of the forum of elite coaches that meet every year. He will also be a member of the technical study group of the Champions League and the European Championship," explains Uefa president Michel Platini.
Ferguson retired in the summer after leading United to 13 league title and two European Cups. He has regularly watched his old side, now led by David Moyes, since stepping down.
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