United thread 2013/14

[The Flash]

Football

Former Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson is appointed as Uefa's coaching ambassador.

"Sir Alex will be chairman of the forum of elite coaches that meet every year. He will also be a member of the technical study group of the Champions League and the European Championship," explains Uefa president Michel Platini.

Ferguson retired in the summer after leading United to 13 league title and two European Cups. He has regularly watched his old side lose, now led by David Moyes, since stepping down.

This. Should. Be. Funny.

Fixed.

 

[Main Stand Hotdog]

Football

Former Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson is appointed as Uefa's coaching ambassador.

"Sir Alex will be chairman of the forum of elite coaches that meet every year. He will also be a member of the technical study group of the Champions League and the European Championship," explains Uefa president Michel Platini.

Ferguson retired in the summer after leading United to 13 league title and two European Cups. He has regularly watched his old side, now led by David Moyes, since stepping down.

This. Should. Be. Funny.

I believe it was that philosopher, pacifist and great thinker of our time that so eloquently described that drunken, pooey pants, knight of the realm's current status.

'Busy ****' - Sir Joseph of Barton, Via Twatter

 

[lancs blue]

Football

Former Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson is appointed as Uefa's coaching ambassador.

"Sir Alex will be chairman of the forum of elite coaches that meet every year. He will also be a member of the technical study group of the Champions League and the European Championship," explains Uefa president Michel Platini.

Ferguson retired in the summer after leading United to 13 league title and two European Cups. He has regularly watched his old side, now led by David Moyes, since stepping down.

This. Should. Be. Funny.

New coaching philosophy from UEFA: "Gerrit wide and sling the fucker intae the box..."

 

[Bilston Blue]

David Moyes has announced that he has instructed all his squad to cease diving in the box with immediate effect on pain of disciplinary action and a fine of 2 weeks' wages.

His positive action to stop his side's serial cheating was warmly welcomed until Moyes added"There's no point them diving for penalties as that shower couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo from the spot."

It's obvious from this video evidence that Moyes himself has been advising on all matters relative to penalty shoot outs (Moyes steps up at 3.10 precisely):

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mizw46EZf0[/youtube]

 

[mike channon´s windmill]

Football

Former Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson is appointed as Uefa's coaching ambassador.

"Sir Alex will be chairman of the forum of elite coaches that meet every year. He will also be a member of the technical study group of the Champions League and the European Championship," explains Uefa president Michel Platini.

Ferguson retired in the summer after leading United to 13 league title and two European Cups. He has regularly watched his old side, now led by David Moyes, since stepping down.

This. Should. Be. Funny.

I believe it was that philosopher, pacifist and great thinker of our time that so eloquently described that drunken, pooey pants, knight of the realm's current status.

'Busy ****' - Sir Joseph of Barton, Via Twatter

Is that what he said - kosher?
Knob but you got to love him for that!

 

[Main Stand Hotdog]

I believe it was that philosopher, pacifist and great thinker of our time that so eloquently described that drunken, pooey pants, knight of the realm's current status.

'Busy ****' - Sir Joseph of Barton, Via Twatter

Is that what he said - kosher?
Knob but you got to love him for that!

Joseph Barton ‏@Joey7Barton Jan 7
What was the point of him retiring. He's at every game. Go on holiday. Play golf. Spend time with your family. Or friends Busy c*nt #fergie

 

[manimanc]

You have to laugh at the pig in knickers that is hayley mcqueen on sky sports news, creaming her pants every time she mentions mata to utd.
She's been miserable as fuck as of late, about time she cracked a smile.

 

[laserblue]

Football

Former Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson is appointed as Uefa's coaching ambassador.

"Sir Alex will be chairman of the forum of elite coaches that meet every year. He will also be a member of the technical study group of the Champions League and the European Championship," explains Uefa president Michel Platini.

Ferguson retired in the summer after leading United to 13 league title and two European Cups. He has regularly watched his old side, now led by David Moyes, since stepping down.

This. Should. Be. Funny.

The GPC simply isn't a coach. He left all the coaching to Meulensteen and Phelan. He was a manager, and old school with it, which is a completely different animal. He didn't even have much tactical nous as he famously showed against Real Madrid last season. After Nani was sent off Mourinho quietly reorganised his team while GPC just spent the next several minutes berating the 4th official. As we all know his main tactic consisted of route one to the wing and whack it in the middle hoping for a lucky break or deflection. Another job for the rag boys at UEFA.

 

[Helmet Cole]

I believe it was that philosopher, pacifist and great thinker of our time that so eloquently described that drunken, pooey pants, knight of the realm's current status.

'Busy ****' - Sir Joseph of Barton, Via Twatter

Is that what he said - kosher?
Knob but you got to love him for that!

Joseph Barton ‏@Joey7Barton Jan 7
What was the point of him retiring. He's at every game. Go on holiday. Play golf. Spend time with your family. Or friends Busy c*nt #fergie

Most of the time Joey is an annoying little prick on twitter, but this is spot on and funny as fuck.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Is that what he said - kosher?
Knob but you got to love him for that!

Joseph Barton ‏@Joey7Barton Jan 7
What was the point of him retiring. He's at every game. Go on holiday. Play golf. Spend time with your family. Or friends Busy c*nt #fergie

Most of the time Joey is an annoying little prick on twitter, but this is spot on and funny as fuck.

My enemy's enemy and all that HC?......