United thread 2013/14

[Chris in London]

Whiskey Nose has been appointed as a UEFA Ambassador and says he will help cut out simulation/cheating etc.
Fuck a duck, that's the worst appointment in history, Couldn't think of a less deserving candidate..!

It's like appointing Dr Josef Menegle to chair a medical ethics committee.

Itll be like Colonel Sanders on a drug rap with a jury full of chickens.

-- Fri Jan 24, 2014 5:14 pm --

The old pisscan has now stuck his head above the parapet and blurted out that age old classic that they are always stronger in the second half of the season. You just can't make this fuckin shit up!!

Silly old cun t..theyve lost four out of five!!

To be fair, the bookies also give the rags a chance of winning the league.

One chance in a hundred, in fact.

 

[samharris]

It's like appointing Dr Josef Menegle to chair a medical ethics committee.

Itll be like Colonel Sanders on a drug rap with a jury full of chickens.

-- Fri Jan 24, 2014 5:14 pm --

The old pisscan has now stuck his head above the parapet and blurted out that age old classic that they are always stronger in the second half of the season. You just can't make this fuckin shit up!!

Silly old cun t..theyve lost four out of five!!

To be fair, the bookies also give the rags a chance of winning the league.

One chance in a hundred, in fact.

Fuckn favourtism .. ;)

 

[r.soleofsalford]

The old pisscan has now stuck his head above the parapet and blurted out that age old classic that they are always stronger in the second half of the season. You just can't make this fuckin shit up!!

well they`d be hard pressed to get much worse

 

[Vienna_70]

Itll be like Colonel Sanders on a drug rap with a jury full of chickens.

-- Fri Jan 24, 2014 5:14 pm --


Silly old cun t..theyve lost four out of five!!

To be fair, the bookies also give the rags a chance of winning the league.

One chance in a hundred, in fact.

Fuckn favourtism .. ;)

I've been here five years. They only hung me the right way up yesterday!

 

[supercrystal7]

Sad to see, but I guess they were never going to fall in just one season. With Mata they now have a fearsome front attack and promising young defenders. The only saving grace is that Moyes is still manager. If they get say Klopp then things look very bad indeed.

Adebayor and Sherwood are the only two people that can stop them for me. Adebayor is going to have play like he has been doing for the rest of the season. Only then might Tottenham pip them to fourth.

 

[samharris]

To be fair, the bookies also give the rags a chance of winning the league.

One chance in a hundred, in fact.

Fuckn favourtism .. ;)

I've been here five years. They only hung me the right way up yesterday!

Shut up you !!! (spits through cell door)

 

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[mad4city]

GPC must have been on the whiskey again!

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/25885643" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/25885643</a>

Man Utd have chance of winning Premier League - Ferguson

Sir Alex Ferguson still believes Manchester United have a chance of retaining their Premier League title.
The Old Trafford club lie seventh in the table, 14 points adrift of leaders Arsenal with 16 games remaining.
But Ferguson, who stepped down as United manager last May, insisted the league champions are still in the hunt.
"I'm not writing anyone off," said the 72-year-old Scot, adding United, now managed by David Moyes, are always strong in the second half of a season.
Speaking to BBC sports editor David Bond, he said: "Tottenham have started coming forward a bit now, Liverpool are doing very well, Everton are doing very well, City are doing fantastic and Arsenal are top of the league.
Ferguson's Man Utd trophies

"With Jose [Mourinho] you expect them [Chelsea] to win games playing ugly, but all these teams are in there. United are in behind chasing."
The Old Trafford giants have struggled in Moyes's first season in charge after being eliminated from both the FA Cup and Capital One Cup, although they progressed smoothly into the last 16 of the Champions League.
United also suffered three successive for the first time since 2001, in January, when they were beaten by Tottenham, Swansea and Sunderland.
They are six points adrift of fourth-placed Liverpool and risk missing out on the Champions League for the first time since 1992.
Ferguson added: "I find it very difficult to pick the top four, so if I find that difficult, I find it even more difficult to say who is going to win the league."
Moyes qualified for the Champions League once with Everton in 2005, but were eliminated by Villarreal in the play-off round.
The 50-year-old took charge of United after 11 years at Goodison Park after Ferguson's recommended his fellow Scot should succeed him as manager at Old Trafford.

Not sure why he's chosen to give this interview, at all, unless he was asked the question during a presser on the UEFA role. In any event, he had three options. Say yes, Utd have a chance; no, they've not or refuse to comment. Anything other than an endorsement of Utd's slim title hopes would have been seen as a sleight on The Chosen One by the media.
He knows it's bollox. He knows he's being laughed at for saying it but - just like his laughable "coulda killed him" rant saved Van Smugness from a retrospective charge - he doesn't give a f**k what we think.
Still less, should we give one about his poisonous opinions.

 

[malg]

Sad to see, but I guess they were never going to fall in just one season. With Mata they now have a fearsome front attack and promising young defenders. The only saving grace is that Moyes is still manager. If they get say Klopp then things look very bad indeed.

Adebayor and Sherwood are the only two people that can stop them for me. Adebayor is going to have play like he has been doing for the rest of the season. Only then might Tottenham pip them to fourth.

Promising young defenders?

 

[City_Sean]

Sad to see, but I guess they were never going to fall in just one season. With Mata they now have a fearsome front attack and promising young defenders. The only saving grace is that Moyes is still manager. If they get say Klopp then things look very bad indeed.

Adebayor and Sherwood are the only two people that can stop them for me. Adebayor is going to have play like he has been doing for the rest of the season. Only then might Tottenham pip them to fourth.

Promising young defenders?

dont get why people think them signing mata is huge, there midfield is piss poor, defensively they are appalling, and the likes of Rooney and RVP are not happy, that United team needs a huge amount of investment, and they won't get it, especially if they don't finish in the top four.