United Thread 2014/15 (continued)

[bakerdave76]

 

[Cellarite]

dont know if its just me but i feel for him. obviously a passionate and honest fan. we've been there.

Are you on the wum again Bill? Fuck him, the spoilt little rat. Apart from the last year or so he's known nothing but success. They've just outspent everyone in the transfer market again and have brought in players most clubs can only dream about. They sit 3rd in the table but it's not good enough?
"We've all been there" really? 3rd in the table and millions spent on players. Very few have been there. A spell in the lower leagues would do the angry little gobshite a taste of reality.
Spoilt, selfish, glory hunting fucking prick. I hope his arsehole catches fire and his cock falls off.

Absolutely spot on. Sanctimonious, self-entitled bad bells 95% of them. They didn't sign up for this when they were hoovering up the pots in the 90s. No one told them football isn't just about winning and beating Liverpool's record.

I even had one get misty eyed the other day for the so called barren period in the 70s and 80s when they still spent big ding and won a pot or two. You know, when football was better.

" I remember when we had Graeme Hogg in our defence and we were rubbish"

They should stick to counting empty seats rather than turning up to watch them lot win, they are world class at that now.

"I hope his arsehole catches fire and his cock falls off!"

I'm having that fucker with your permission stony.

Now 88ster, due to me living in Hull and having mates wanting to go, I chose last week as an ideal match to attend due to cutting down on petrol costs and not having to drive. Some Scottish lad sat behind us gave my lad a City champions scarf. The next morning, I'm rushing out to watch the eldest lad play football and grab the scarf purely for warmth.

I get to the side of the pitch and a "staunch United fan" who has a Hull City season ticket and whose lad plays in the team starts banging on - "You're only wearing that because they didn't win so you want to prove you're a proper fan."

I said "No, I don't give a fuck how we get on, I support City no matter what because I'm a Manc. I don't choose a team from miles away because they were successful when I got into football."

He replies "I've told you before, I supported them in the '80's when they won fuck all."

"No, you won two FA Cups in the '80's. We won fuck all."

"But we didn't win the league so it was a shit decade for us."

"Heart breaking for you."

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Bacons ex assistant has just come out with a right beauty.

'The manager tapped me on the shoulder and said "well done... we're champions for now".'

That's what fergie told him just after the sunderland game. I bet the twat nearly had an heart attack when we scored the winner.

The 'for now' at the end just gives the story that little bit more pathos.

 

[Vienna_70]

Are you on the wum again Bill? Fuck him, the spoilt little rat. Apart from the last year or so he's known nothing but success. They've just outspent everyone in the transfer market again and have brought in players most clubs can only dream about. They sit 3rd in the table but it's not good enough?
"We've all been there" really? 3rd in the table and millions spent on players. Very few have been there. A spell in the lower leagues would do the angry little gobshite a taste of reality.
Spoilt, selfish, glory hunting fucking prick. I hope his arsehole catches fire and his cock falls off.

Absolutely spot on. Sanctimonious, self-entitled bad bells 95% of them. They didn't sign up for this when they were hoovering up the pots in the 90s. No one told them football isn't just about winning and beating Liverpool's record.

I even had one get misty eyed the other day for the so called barren period in the 70s and 80s when they still spent big ding and won a pot or two. You know, when football was better.

" I remember when we had Graeme Hogg in our defence and we were rubbish"

They should stick to counting empty seats rather than turning up to watch them lot win, they are world class at that now.

"I hope his arsehole catches fire and his cock falls off!"

I'm having that fucker with your permission stony.

Now 88ster, due to me living in Hull and having mates wanting to go, I chose last week as an ideal match to attend due to cutting down on petrol costs and not having to drive. Some Scottish lad sat behind us gave my lad a City champions scarf. The next morning, I'm rushing out to watch the eldest lad play football and grab the scarf purely for warmth.

I get to the side of the pitch and a "staunch United fan" who has a Hull City season ticket and whose lad plays in the team starts banging on - "You're only wearing that because they didn't win so you want to prove you're a proper fan."

I said "No, I don't give a fuck how we get on, I support City no matter what because I'm a Manc. I don't choose a team from miles away because they were successful when I got into football."

He replies "I've told you before, I supported them in the '80's when they won fuck all."

"No, you won two FA Cups in the '80's. We won fuck all."

"But we didn't win the league so it was a shit decade for us."

"Heart breaking for you."

Good for you, Kev.

Entitled wanker!

And the sad thing is, he's in the overwhelming majority with that attitude.

 

[IH8MUFC]

That is one of the best rants I've seen on here . Fooking mint and very very true.

brilliant rant, also one of the best ive seen.classic.

ha ha ha excellent rant Stony!! It is only the doughnut thief and piss poor finishing from the opposition keeping them where they are. It is incredible a team playing so poorly have only lost once in eighteen games and are third but they are and still in the FA cup!

We need them to get knocked out by Preston and take a few hammerings then drop to sixth and fail to qualify for the champions league again. Their big signings will be off faster than a rat up a drainpipe,Rooney and Van Persie a year older and nobody wanting to go there unless they break the bank on wages.Bring it on then that turd will have something to rant about lol!

Their big players are going no where with that new tv deal in sight. Rags are still paying top dollar for wages. Not to mention only playing once a week. So half the work basically.

 

[Dr Mick]

Having now read somewhere in the region of one million and one comments about the rag shitty scum cunts from Stretford, please may I take this opportunity to refer all blues back to the visionary comments of our great friend and fellow blue, Walter:

“Where do you go from here? Where do you go from here?”

In years to come when people look back on the greatest speeches of our generation... Churchill, Mandela and Luther King, I hope that people take a moment to remember Walter and possibly, in the eyes of all blues, one of the greatest speeches of all time.

Where do you go from here? Where do you go from here?”

I am not ashamed to admit that every time I think of Walter’s words it brings shivers down my spine. What a visionary. What true words spoken in a moment of sheer emotion and celebration.

For all those glory hunting, bandwagon blues who may be reading this, I implore you to take a moment to research Walter... and Helen Turner...and Lunch box Pete...and Mickey Francis...and Tits Our Jackie and the thousands of other life-long blues who have helped to make this club what it is today.

I remember in the late 80’s, shitefaced and totally cunted in a boozer in Plymouth (Plymouth vs City), having not missed a single game for 3 years, declaring to anyone who would care to listen that I had to be amongst the top 100 blues in the world, How naive and stupid I must have sounded. There are at least a thousand, two thousand, three thousand blues who could justifiably laugh in my face and despite being a season ticket holder for over 30 years now, I wasn’t at York on that fateful day, i wasn’t on that boat to the Faroe Islands and no I didn’t see Colin Bell in a Bury Shirt at Maine Road.

I have given my entire life to this great club of ours and yet after 48 years of loving this club with every piece of my heart and every inch of my sole, i remain a million miles away from being the City supporter that i aspire to be.

I’m now clearly rambling and have forgotten the point of my post and so I will end by saying that my love for City knows no bounds and consumes every second of my waking life and my hatred for u****d is equally fierce .

And in case anyone needs reminding...

“Where do you go from here? Where do you go from here?

Thank you Walter.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Having now read somewhere in the region of one million and one comments about the rag shitty scum cunts from Stretford, please may I take this opportunity to refer all blues back to the visionary comments of our great friend and fellow blue, Walter:

“Where do you go from here? Where do you go from here?”

In years to come when people look back on the greatest speeches of our generation... Churchill, Mandela and Luther King, I hope that people take a moment to remember Walter and possibly, in the eyes of all blues, one of the greatest speeches of all time.

Where do you go from here? Where do you go from here?”

I am not ashamed to admit that every time I think of Walter’s words it brings shivers down my spine. What a visionary. What true words spoken in a moment of sheer emotion and celebration.

For all those glory hunting, bandwagon blues who may be reading this, I implore you to take a moment to research Walter... and Helen Turner...and Lunch box Pete...and Mickey Francis...and Tits Our Jackie and the thousands of other life-long blues who have helped to make this club what it is today.

I remember in the late 80’s, shitefaced and totally cunted in a boozer in Plymouth (Plymouth vs City), having not missed a single game for 3 years, declaring to anyone who would care to listen that I had to be amongst the top 100 blues in the world, How naive and stupid I must have sounded. There are at least a thousand, two thousand, three thousand blues who could justifiably laugh in my face and despite being a season ticket holder for over 30 years now, I wasn’t at York on that fateful day, i wasn’t on that boat to the Faroe Islands and no I didn’t see Colin Bell in a Bury Shirt at Maine Road.

I have given my entire life to this great club of ours and yet after 48 years of loving this club with every piece of my heart and every inch of my sole, i remain a million miles away from being the City supporter that i aspire to be.

I’m now clearly rambling and have forgotten the point of my post and so I will end by saying that my love for City knows no bounds and consumes every second of my waking life and my hatred for u****d is equally fierce .

And in case anyone needs reminding...

“Where do you go from here? Where do you go from here?

Thank you Walter.

Good post mate. For the record, I'm definitely in the top 100 blues.













*please ignore my location*

 

[Vienna_70]

Having now read somewhere in the region of one million and one comments about the rag shitty scum c**ts from Stretford, please may I take this opportunity to refer all blues back to the visionary comments of our great friend and fellow blue, Walter:

“Where do you go from here? Where do you go from here?”

In years to come when people look back on the greatest speeches of our generation... Churchill, Mandela and Luther King, I hope that people take a moment to remember Walter and possibly, in the eyes of all blues, one of the greatest speeches of all time.

Where do you go from here? Where do you go from here?”

I am not ashamed to admit that every time I think of Walter’s words it brings shivers down my spine. What a visionary. What true words spoken in a moment of sheer emotion and celebration.

For all those glory hunting, bandwagon blues who may be reading this, I implore you to take a moment to research Walter... and Helen Turner...and Lunch box Pete...and Mickey Francis...and Tits Our Jackie and the thousands of other life-long blues who have helped to make this club what it is today.

I remember in the late 80’s, shitefaced and totally c**t in a boozer in Plymouth (Plymouth vs City), having not missed a single game for 3 years, declaring to anyone who would care to listen that I had to be amongst the top 100 blues in the world, How naive and stupid I must have sounded. There are at least a thousand, two thousand, three thousand blues who could justifiably laugh in my face and despite being a season ticket holder for over 30 years now, I wasn’t at York on that fateful day, i wasn’t on that boat to the Faroe Islands and no I didn’t see Colin Bell in a Bury Shirt at Maine Road.

I have given my entire life to this great club of ours and yet after 48 years of loving this club with every piece of my heart and every inch of my sole, i remain a million miles away from being the City supporter that i aspire to be.

I’m now clearly rambling and have forgotten the point of my post and so I will end by saying that my love for City knows no bounds and consumes every second of my waking life and my hatred for u****d is equally fierce .

And in case anyone needs reminding...

“Where do you go from here? Where do you go from here?

Thank you Walter.

Don't forget "Take it, take it!"

A magnificent afternoon's work from Walter.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Having now read somewhere in the region of one million and one comments about the rag shitty scum c**ts from Stretford, please may I take this opportunity to refer all blues back to the visionary comments of our great friend and fellow blue, Walter:

“Where do you go from here? Where do you go from here?”

In years to come when people look back on the greatest speeches of our generation... Churchill, Mandela and Luther King, I hope that people take a moment to remember Walter and possibly, in the eyes of all blues, one of the greatest speeches of all time.

Where do you go from here? Where do you go from here?”

I am not ashamed to admit that every time I think of Walter’s words it brings shivers down my spine. What a visionary. What true words spoken in a moment of sheer emotion and celebration.

For all those glory hunting, bandwagon blues who may be reading this, I implore you to take a moment to research Walter... and Helen Turner...and Lunch box Pete...and Mickey Francis...and Tits Our Jackie and the thousands of other life-long blues who have helped to make this club what it is today.

I remember in the late 80’s, shitefaced and totally c**t in a boozer in Plymouth (Plymouth vs City), having not missed a single game for 3 years, declaring to anyone who would care to listen that I had to be amongst the top 100 blues in the world, How naive and stupid I must have sounded. There are at least a thousand, two thousand, three thousand blues who could justifiably laugh in my face and despite being a season ticket holder for over 30 years now, I wasn’t at York on that fateful day, i wasn’t on that boat to the Faroe Islands and no I didn’t see Colin Bell in a Bury Shirt at Maine Road.

I have given my entire life to this great club of ours and yet after 48 years of loving this club with every piece of my heart and every inch of my sole, i remain a million miles away from being the City supporter that i aspire to be.

I’m now clearly rambling and have forgotten the point of my post and so I will end by saying that my love for City knows no bounds and consumes every second of my waking life and my hatred for u****d is equally fierce .

And in case anyone needs reminding...

“Where do you go from here? Where do you go from here?

Thank you Walter.

Don't forget "Take it, take it!"

A magnificent afternoon's work from Walter.

Being sat there, giving it out that afternoon to that meek and mild united fan from the Home Counties is about as close as it gets to footballing heaven as a City fan. That was the day, more than any other, when united fans woke up in numbers to the reality of the nature of their future relationship with this club and its supporters.

 

[Dr Mick]

Having now read somewhere in the region of one million and one comments about the rag shitty scum c**ts from Stretford, please may I take this opportunity to refer all blues back to the visionary comments of our great friend and fellow blue, Walter:

“Where do you go from here? Where do you go from here?”

In years to come when people look back on the greatest speeches of our generation... Churchill, Mandela and Luther King, I hope that people take a moment to remember Walter and possibly, in the eyes of all blues, one of the greatest speeches of all time.

Where do you go from here? Where do you go from here?”

I am not ashamed to admit that every time I think of Walter’s words it brings shivers down my spine. What a visionary. What true words spoken in a moment of sheer emotion and celebration.

For all those glory hunting, bandwagon blues who may be reading this, I implore you to take a moment to research Walter... and Helen Turner...and Lunch box Pete...and Mickey Francis...and Tits Our Jackie and the thousands of other life-long blues who have helped to make this club what it is today.

I remember in the late 80’s, shitefaced and totally c**t in a boozer in Plymouth (Plymouth vs City), having not missed a single game for 3 years, declaring to anyone who would care to listen that I had to be amongst the top 100 blues in the world, How naive and stupid I must have sounded. There are at least a thousand, two thousand, three thousand blues who could justifiably laugh in my face and despite being a season ticket holder for over 30 years now, I wasn’t at York on that fateful day, i wasn’t on that boat to the Faroe Islands and no I didn’t see Colin Bell in a Bury Shirt at Maine Road.

I have given my entire life to this great club of ours and yet after 48 years of loving this club with every piece of my heart and every inch of my sole, i remain a million miles away from being the City supporter that i aspire to be.

I’m now clearly rambling and have forgotten the point of my post and so I will end by saying that my love for City knows no bounds and consumes every second of my waking life and my hatred for u****d is equally fierce .

And in case anyone needs reminding...

“Where do you go from here? Where do you go from here?

Thank you Walter.

Don't forget "Take it, take it!"

A magnificent afternoon's work from Walter.

Being sat there, giving it out that afternoon to that meek and mild united fan from the Home Counties is about as close as it gets to footballing heaven as a City fan. That was the day, more than any other, when united fans woke up in numbers to the reality of the nature of their future relationship with this club and its supporters.

Agreed 1,000,000%. I've not missed a derby day at the swamp since i don't know when. Even went to Arthur Albesten's testimonial just because we hadn't played them at their gaff for a few seasons. '

Call me mad, but every derby day at the swamp i always make a point of walking down Warwick Road in my City shirt, chest puffed out, proud to be a blue. Needless to say, i've been verbally abused, spat at and punched, but i just keep looking ahead,thinking of Bert and Franny and Buzzer and Colin and The Goat and SWP and Denis (King of all Geordies) and Mike Doyle and Skip and Big Mal and Genial Joe and...you get the picture. But in more recent seasons the mood has definitely changed and the reaction from the scum has changed from that of scorn and ridicule to hatred and jealousy.

My christian name is Michael. I'm named after Buzzer, who over the years has become a good friend of the family. I remember him saying after we were beaten at the Swamp that very soon City are going to come here and turn this side over.

Roll the clocks forward 12 months....

Scum 1 - 6 MANCHESTER City

Love Buzzer. Love Walter. Hate the scum shiity Munchen cunts that are u****d.