United Thread 2014/15

[Bilboblue]

A Rag to another rag in work this morning:
"Evra's gone"
"Aye 1.5 million"
Me:
"Another rat deserting the ship"
Rag:
"No it's VanGal deciding he's past it"
"Oh right, who've you got to replace him?"
Rag:
"We've got Luke Shaw and that Buttner kid"
Me:
"Buttner's gone ya dickhead he fucked off saying he wanted to win trophies"
Rag:
"Its ok, we've got our youth system at Utd to rely on we dont need to buy big stars like you bitters have to"

Cue raucous, ironic laughter from myself and other blues in work and a sharp exit by the rag, the other rag just sat there shaking his head.

Ha ha, I've not met an intelligent one yet and I'm still searching.

Do they really still call us bitters? That's laughable, they are the most bitter, spiteful, jealous fuckers I have ever known (Arsenal a poor second).

They really do think they have a divine right to win stuff.

Every empire crumbles.

 

[Pam]

Wow - that is the wittiest riposte since Oscar Wilde.
You would have thought that some shameless plastic rag hack could have invented something remotely clever for his retired Dutch porn star wet dream to utter.
I mean, if you go to the trouble of inventing a hypothetical scenario which exists only in your fevered imagination, then surely you should conjure up a denouement more cutting and clever than 'we'll see about that?'
How incredibly anticlimactic.
It's a bit like going to see Bill Hicks, only for him to walk onstage, drop his pants, blow a raspberry, then walk off again.

I bet that the non existent city fan, shit his non existent city pants when he was confronted by the chilling sight and the damning words of the vadge

I still don't know why his head is so square. What is the meaning of this?

 

[Dirty Harry]

He's no Foo Foo Lammar is he.

 

[Pam]

Something is fucking wrong there. You can see this. There can be no earthly excuse for the size and shape of that head. The more you see it, the more disturbing it becomes. It is clear to me that he is not of this planet.

 

[paulchapo]

I think they make it up as they go along.Quiet day?Hmmmm......let's make up some shit about a City fan just happening to be in Brazil and just happening to be staying at the same very expensive heavily guarded hotel as the Dutch team and butthead.Ooops...better miss out expensive and heavily guarded/vetted hotel otherwise the lie will sound a bit suspicious!

I hate butthead already and i hope he is holding his head in his hands in the first derby like Moyes was as we sing,''Van Gaal is a football genius!!'' as our fifth goal hits the back of the net.

 

[Pam]

I think they make it up as they go along.Quiet day?Hmmmm......let's make up some shit about a City fan just happening to be in Brazil and just happening to be staying at the same very expensive heavily guarded hotel as the Dutch team and butthead.Ooops...better miss out expensive and heavily guarded/vetted hotel otherwise the lie will sound a bit suspicious!

I hate butthead already and i hope he is holding his head in his hands in the first derby like Moyes was as we sing,''Van Gaal is a football genius!!'' as our fifth goal hits the back of the net.

I hated the bloke on sight.

 

[Pam]

We are having a new bathroom put in as I type this. Why is every workman that ever came to this house a rag?

 

[Blue Til Death]

A Rag to another rag in work this morning:
"Evra's gone"
"Aye 1.5 million"
Me:
"Another rat deserting the ship"
Rag:
"No it's VanGal deciding he's past it"
"Oh right, who've you got to replace him?"
Rag:
"We've got Luke Shaw and that Buttner kid"
Me:
"Buttner's gone ya dickhead he fucked off saying he wanted to win trophies"
Rag:
"Its ok, we've got our youth system at Utd to rely on we dont need to buy big stars like you bitters have to"

Cue raucous, ironic laughter from myself and other blues in work and a sharp exit by the rag, the other rag just sat there shaking his head.

Ha ha, I've not met an intelligent one yet and I'm still searching.

Do they really still call us bitters? That's laughable, they are the most bitter, spiteful, jealous fuckers I have ever known (Arsenal a poor second).

They really do think they have a divine right to win stuff.

Every empire crumbles.

I agree, the irony of it however will be lost on the spiteful clueless fuckwits, they are however being chased down on the rails by the stupid bitter dippers... !!

 

[paulchapo]

We are having a new bathroom put in as I type this. Why is every workman that ever came to this house a rag?

Bluemoon should set up a traders section on here so we can only book Blue's!

 

[Pam]

We are having a new bathroom put in as I type this. Why is every workman that ever came to this house a rag?

Bluemoon should set up a traders section on here so we can only book Blue's!

I suspect they will do something to the toilet.