United Thread 2014/15

[pominoz]

Something is fucking wrong there. You can see this. There can be no earthly excuse for the size and shape of that head. The more you see it, the more disturbing it becomes. It is clear to me that he is not of this planet.

There is a saying down here that i do not remember being used in the UK, "he's got a head like a Dutchman". Says it all.

 

[pfazz]

Louis Van Gaal will lift MUFC back into the top four by sheer force of will.


What does that headline even mean?

 

[Manc in London]

Louis Van Gaal will lift MUFC back into the top four by sheer force of will.


What does that headline even mean?

I believe they are claiming that Van Gaal will use his Jedi skills. A tad unfair, if you ask me.

 

[mac]

Louis Van Gaal will lift MUFC back into the top four by sheer force of will.


What does that headline even mean?

It means if the rags finish 4th it will be akin to any team winning the league thus he will be manager of the year.get down to the bookies.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

We are having a new bathroom put in as I type this. Why is every workman that ever came to this house a rag?

Can you slip him a twenty and get yourself laid, and do us all a huge favour?
You have gone way beyond the bounds of self-parody now Pam, and have become simply tiresome.

 

[Latics Fan SJK]

We are having a new bathroom put in as I type this. Why is every workman that ever came to this house a rag?

Can you slip him a twenty and get yourself laid, and do us all a huge favour?
You have gone way beyond the bounds of self-parody now Pam, and have become simply tiresome.

I like this post.

 

[aguero93:20]

We are having a new bathroom put in as I type this. Why is every workman that ever came to this house a rag?

Bluemoon should set up a traders section on here so we can only book Blue's!

I suspect they will do something to the toilet.

The sink more like.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Bluemoon should set up a traders section on here so we can only book Blue's!

I suspect they will do something to the toilet.

The sink more like.

How fucking dare you suggest that rags would indulge in an activity, reserved for only the most massive of blues.

 

[aguero93:20]

I suspect they will do something to the toilet.

The sink more like.

How fucking dare you suggest that rags would indulge in an activity, reserved for only the most massive of blues.

Paulchapo mentioned hiring blues, how dare you call them rags??!

****. :)

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

The sink more like.

How fucking dare you suggest that rags would indulge in an activity, reserved for only the most massive of blues.

Paulchapo mentioned hiring blues, how dare you call them rags??!

****. :)

So he did. My humblest apologies.

The mist descended at the mere seeming suggestion that such a noble undertaking could be trespassed upon by some rag cunts.