United Thread 2014/15

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Blue Til Death said:
Bilboblue said:
nobody can eat fifty eggs said:
A Rag to another rag in work this morning:
"Evra's gone"
"Aye 1.5 million"
Me:
"Another rat deserting the ship"
Rag:
"No it's VanGal deciding he's past it"
"Oh right, who've you got to replace him?"
Rag:
"We've got Luke Shaw and that Buttner kid"
Me:
"Buttner's gone ya dickhead he fucked off saying he wanted to win trophies"
Rag:
"Its ok, we've got our youth system at Utd to rely on we dont need to buy big stars like you bitters have to"

Cue raucous, ironic laughter from myself and other blues in work and a sharp exit by the rag, the other rag just sat there shaking his head.

Ha ha, I've not met an intelligent one yet and I'm still searching.


Do they really still call us bitters? That's laughable, they are the most bitter, spiteful, jealous fuckers I have ever known (Arsenal a poor second).

They really do think they have a divine right to win stuff.

Every empire crumbles.


I agree, the irony of it however will be lost on the spiteful clueless fuckwits, they are however being chased down on the rails by the stupid bitter dippers... !!
Yeah we're still bitters and apparently last season didn't count in the rags world as Moyes was just a stand in as King Louis had accepted the job a year ago but had commitments to Hollands world cup bid.
 
gordondaviesmoustache said:
aguero93:20 said:
gordondaviesmoustache said:
How fucking dare you suggest that rags would indulge in an activity, reserved for only the most massive of blues.
Paulchapo mentioned hiring blues, how dare you call them rags??!

c**t. :)
So he did. My humblest apologies.

The mist descended at the mere seeming suggestion that such a noble undertaking could be trespassed upon by some rag c**ts.
No harm done, to go back on topic I think the rag cunts will 'massive' ly over achieve this season and finish fourth, unfortunately. Still funny seeing them miss out on most of their targets though.
 
Only just seen their new kit, what a fuckin monstrosity, made even worse by the fact it was hanging up next to ours (and don't worry, I moved a bit more space in between so they weren't touching, shirt sullying bastards).
 
I noticed on my delivery rounds today that the rags are sending out cards encouraging the moronic masses to part with their hard-earned for the new away shirts.

£55 for the outfield one and £60 for the goalkeeper's.

I also noticed that the shitty replica top are becoming more prominent again. I must have seen five or six today, including one example of the new one.

What a horrible thing that is!
 
Only a Rag would be thick enough to do this!

Red-faced gran buys £80 shirt from Manchester United with ROONY printed on back

A gran was left red-faced after ordering an £80 Manchester United shirt with the name ‘Roony’ on the back.

Mother-of-two Dawn Harkins failed to spell out the striker’s name properly - missing out the ‘e’ - when ordering a shirt online as a birthday gift for her son.

It came back with ‘Roony’ across the back along with striker Wayne Rooney’s famous number ten.

Dawn, a retired nurse, only realised the mistake when her son in Australia, for whom it was a 47th birthday gift, opened the package and emailed her to say: “Thanks mum, it’s fabulous - but I can’t wear it!”

Dawn, who has six grandchildren, told the Manchester Evening News: “I’m absolutely gutted. I’m just so upset. I was so pleased when I sent it. I can’t tell you how thrilled I was.

"I could not wait for him to open it and then I got his email saying Rooney had been spelled wrong. I was so upset that I’d got it wrong.”

Dawn, now retired and living on Anglesey but originally from Droylsden, didn’t open the package when it arrived from United and just forwarded it to Australia where her son Glyn lives.

The shirt had cost £55 while the printing, packaging and postage had added £25 to the bill, making a total of £80.

“I wish I had opened it before sending it to Australia,” said Dawn.

She called United Direct, the club’s online store operated by Kitbag Ltd, but they insisted they couldn’t help as it was her fault.

They pointed out orders for all kinds of unusual names were made and they had to assume ‘Roony’ was correct.

The shop had a change of heart and sent her a replacement - with the correct spelling for Rooney - free of charge.

“I’m over the moon. That’s just wonderful,”

A spokeswoman for United Direct said an internal review was underway into how Dawn had been treated.

She added: “We have already spoken with the customer and arranged to send a new Rooney printed shirt, free of charge, along with a bonus item to make up for her son’s birthday disappointment. Mrs Harkins is thrilled with the solution.”

Husband Brian, 63, a retired welder formerly from Oldham, said the mistake reminded him of an episode of Only Fools and Horses when Del Boy hands brother a mis-spelled identity bracelet engraved with ‘Rooney’.

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/gran-buys-shirt-manchester-united-3895248#ixzz38Dluqdj4" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/gr ... z38Dluqdj4</a>

Suppose the club get used to it with 99.9% of their 'fans' not speaking English as a first language!
 
Any 47 year-old who gets a name printed on their shirt deserves to be laughed at anyway. The stupid thing is don't you just pick a name from a drop-down list anyway? You do on the City website, anyway. Anyway, he could always wear it as an ironic satire on the nature of the modern football fan living nowhere near his supposed team.
 
ianw16 said:
Only a Rag would be thick enough to do this!

Red-faced gran buys £80 shirt from Manchester United with ROONY printed on back

A gran was left red-faced after ordering an £80 Manchester United shirt with the name ‘Roony’ on the back.

Mother-of-two Dawn Harkins failed to spell out the striker’s name properly - missing out the ‘e’ - when ordering a shirt online as a birthday gift for her son.

It came back with ‘Roony’ across the back along with striker Wayne Rooney’s famous number ten.

Dawn, a retired nurse, only realised the mistake when her son in Australia, for whom it was a 47th birthday gift, opened the package and emailed her to say: “Thanks mum, it’s fabulous - but I can’t wear it!”

Dawn, who has six grandchildren, told the Manchester Evening News: “I’m absolutely gutted. I’m just so upset. I was so pleased when I sent it. I can’t tell you how thrilled I was.

"I could not wait for him to open it and then I got his email saying Rooney had been spelled wrong. I was so upset that I’d got it wrong.”

Dawn, now retired and living on Anglesey but originally from Droylsden, didn’t open the package when it arrived from United and just forwarded it to Australia where her son Glyn lives.

The shirt had cost £55 while the printing, packaging and postage had added £25 to the bill, making a total of £80.

“I wish I had opened it before sending it to Australia,” said Dawn.

She called United Direct, the club’s online store operated by Kitbag Ltd, but they insisted they couldn’t help as it was her fault.

They pointed out orders for all kinds of unusual names were made and they had to assume ‘Roony’ was correct.

The shop had a change of heart and sent her a replacement - with the correct spelling for Rooney - free of charge.

“I’m over the moon. That’s just wonderful,”

A spokeswoman for United Direct said an internal review was underway into how Dawn had been treated.

She added: “We have already spoken with the customer and arranged to send a new Rooney printed shirt, free of charge, along with a bonus item to make up for her son’s birthday disappointment. Mrs Harkins is thrilled with the solution.”

Husband Brian, 63, a retired welder formerly from Oldham, said the mistake reminded him of an episode of Only Fools and Horses when Del Boy hands brother a mis-spelled identity bracelet engraved with ‘Rooney’.

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/gran-buys-shirt-manchester-united-3895248#ixzz38Dluqdj4" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/gr ... z38Dluqdj4</a>

Suppose the club get used to it with 99.9% of their 'fans' not speaking English as a first language!
She's gone from being "gutted" to "over the moon".

Has she been taking lessons in the mastery and command of English expressions from Van Gaal?

We'll see about that, I guess.
 
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