United Thread 2014/15

[squirtyflower]

Kagawa to Dortmund looks done.


They can always rely on Jigsaw.

Reus to us?

 

[Le Havre Oswald]

Kagawa to Dortmund looks done.


They can always rely on Jigsaw.

Reus to us?

Just heard Danamy fall off his chair.

 

[1.618034]

"... but hasn't ruled out winning the league"


That's priceless.

 

[Vienna_70]

"... but hasn't ruled out winning the league"


That's priceless.

He also said that Paddy 'deluded piss-head' Crerand will be a great addition to the squad!

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Danny Baker this morning stating that United's problems are so deeply serious that even a victory at Burnley would fool no one.
Or as he put it
"You'll kid nothing with wins."

Brilliant!

 

[dennishasdoneit]

Mata dropped from Spanish squad.

They're ruining an outstanding footballer's career. He needs to get the fuck out of there,

nobody wants a muppet-who-doesn,t-matter-in their team.

 

[The Silver Surfer]

Just seen on sky they are looking like signing Blind for 40m! Fucking hell! Pot. Kettle. Black.

How much is that theyve spent this summer ontop of £104m into 4 days? Baconface will be grumbling about there being no value in the market no doubt!

 

[dennishasdoneit]

You can't take any warning from the Rags - Fergie was narrowminded

And some.

But the thing that absolutely beggars belief is Shrek. He demanded (and was given) £300k a week, but his bolt was shot years ago. In fact I cannot honestly remember when I last saw him have a decent game. He looks disinterested most of the time, and seems to only want to turn up against the relegation fodder - always goes missing against the good teams.
Physically I think he's in poor shape, the fact he had to go out and get some extra training before the world cup started is somewhat telling. He's lost a bit of weight, but for £300k a week the very least he could do was lose some body fat. It also appears he's a smoker - and he's a professional athlete!!

The rags have kow-towed to Shrek's every whim since he first held them to ransom, and like the spineless wankers they truly are they've been doing it ever since.


Long may it continue.

I think that rooney's role at that club is actually less to do with football and more to do with commercial exploitation .
He seems to be pretty much the most marketable commodity they have when you consider the collection of personality free , mediocrities that inhabit the swamp.
Every business needs a recognisable image , and since the departure of GPC and the current shortage of trophies ,they are left fairly much with shrek - certainly no Beckham!
They have invested hugely in him as the "face"( again no Beckham) of the club ( seen all over the Far East with noodles,fizzy drinks etc in his mitts) and the fact that he can bend them over and shaft them royally seems to bear this out - it's surely not because of his breathtaking form on the pitch.

what happens when the England captain,britains most well paid player AND de miracle get relegated to the championship?
where do we go from here boys?
grab a granny night in Huddersfield anyone??

 

[Henkeman]

Just seen on sky they are looking like signing Blind for 40m! Fucking hell! Pot. Kettle. Black.

How much is that theyve spent this summer ontop of £104m into 4 days? Baconface will be grumbling about there being no value in the market no doubt!

FourTEEN mate. 14!

 

[citytill1die84]

Just seen on sky they are looking like signing Blind for 40m! Fucking hell! Pot. Kettle. Black.

How much is that theyve spent this summer ontop of £104m into 4 days? Baconface will be grumbling about there being no value in the market no doubt!

No mate only 14m but he's another LB that's 60m on LBs ha add Di Maria to LW that's 120m on the Left nothing on the Right.