United Thread 2014/15

[117 M34]

Just had a look on ragcafe for a laugh and they have a member called 'Bosnian red' - I though all the bosnians were city fans?

 

[Atypical]

We really shouldn't underestimate how much Moyes contributed to their current predicament. Ferguson left them in a fucking mess with old players needing replacing. The signs of his last season being a final hurrah were clear to see. A huge fee on a 28 year old in the rapist, begging Weetabix-head to stay, bringing the ginger pig out of retirement, keeping Briggs going, pairing Wobblegob and ViDic whenever he could. To be fair, he pulled it off and claimed the title before scarpering back to Govan before last orders. It's my biggest regret since I started watching City that we couldn't retain the title and finish the c**t off ourselves.

Then came the saviour. I've honestly started to believe that Shakin' Bacon knew he was putting a duffer into his seat to make his achievement look even better. Moyes should have at least a portrait in our museum. He spent their budget on Fellony last summer, pissed the rapist off, lost Briggs to retirement, ViDic to Italy and seemed to destroy the confidence of the half decent players they had there. The damage he did in his short time will have long lasting repercussions.

Now we see them rolling the dice in a desperate attempt to win their Champions League place back. It's like watching a man who just lost his house on the roulette wheel unstrap his watch in a last ditch bid to change his luck.

I never thought I could hate them more after a victory than I already did but the semi final at Wembley proved me wrong. I couldn't take my lad to Wembley Way because the vile twats were attacking everyone. It's because of that day more than anything else why I would love to watch them suffer. They've finished 7th and failed to win their first two games of a season and the rats that follow them are pondering leaping of Trafford Bridge. Imagine if they went through what we did or what Leeds are currently going through? There'd be higher attendances at the club run by the last load of shithouses who abandoned their club at the first sign of trouble.

Before every derby, our players should have a two hour history lesson about what a putrid fucking club they are and told that under no circumstances should they ever take their collective foot off the bastards' throats.

Last paragraph is amazing.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

We really shouldn't underestimate how much Moyes contributed to their current predicament. Ferguson left them in a fucking mess with old players needing replacing. The signs of his last season being a final hurrah were clear to see. A huge fee on a 28 year old in the rapist, begging Weetabix-head to stay, bringing the ginger pig out of retirement, keeping Briggs going, pairing Wobblegob and ViDic whenever he could. To be fair, he pulled it off and claimed the title before scarpering back to Govan before last orders. It's my biggest regret since I started watching City that we couldn't retain the title and finish the c**t off ourselves.

Then came the saviour. I've honestly started to believe that Shakin' Bacon knew he was putting a duffer into his seat to make his achievement look even better. Moyes should have at least a portrait in our museum. He spent their budget on Fellony last summer, pissed the rapist off, lost Briggs to retirement, ViDic to Italy and seemed to destroy the confidence of the half decent players they had there. The damage he did in his short time will have long lasting repercussions.

Now we see them rolling the dice in a desperate attempt to win their Champions League place back. It's like watching a man who just lost his house on the roulette wheel unstrap his watch in a last ditch bid to change his luck.

I never thought I could hate them more after a victory than I already did but the semi final at Wembley proved me wrong. I couldn't take my lad to Wembley Way because the vile twats were attacking everyone. It's because of that day more than anything else why I would love to watch them suffer. They've finished 7th and failed to win their first two games of a season and the rats that follow them are pondering leaping of Trafford Bridge. Imagine if they went through what we did or what Leeds are currently going through? There'd be higher attendances at the club run by the last load of shithouses who abandoned their club at the first sign of trouble.

Before every derby, our players should have a two hour history lesson about what a putrid fucking club they are and told that under no circumstances should they ever take their collective foot off the bastards' throats.

Last paragraph is amazing.

The whole post is inspiring, the more so as it's true.

 

[waspish]

If we wanted him we would of found a way of buying him bottom line he wants to join us but settled for a big pay day in a midtable team...

 

[malg]

Apparently, we are trying to hijack di Maria deal.

<a class="postlink" href="http://metro.co.uk/2014/08/24/manchester-city-will-try-and-hijack-64m-angel-di-maria-transfer-from-rivals-manchester-united-4843857/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://metro.co.uk/2014/08/24/mancheste ... d-4843857/</a>

It would be piss funny if we succeeded!

Ha ha, even if we're not it should put the price up more!

now fuk me thet would piss on their chips, i wonder if sad cafe have seen it

No. See it for what it is. If they do sign him, they can now say they beat City to it.

 

[nixmith2]

De Gea

Jones Smalling Rojo

Di Maria Carrick Herrera Mata Shaw

RVP Shrek

Fully fit this would be the best they could put out?

Still shit

I'd guess Mata will drop out, di maria will play more centrally in the hole and it would become more of a 3-4-1-2 with Rafael playing rwb.

IF (and a very big if) they can sign a decent midfielder and centre half, di maria could be a great signing. Imagine if they had -

De gea
Jones Benatia Rojo
Rafael Shaw
Carrick Vidal
Di maria
Rooney RVP

That then becomes a very strong team who will finish top 4 - they just have to spend 150m to get there :)

I'm not worried: Rooney has had his day (about 10 years ago) Carrick too is finished (& slow), Vidal and Benatia wont come, Shaw is too .... English (sorry to say that, but it did appear he went on an Inbewteeners type holiday this summer!) DDG is overrated and VP is also shot... I think they are mid-table at best, maybe even relegation fodder (if only they had qualified for the Europa thingy!)

 

[nobody can eat fifty eggs]

De Gea

Jones Smalling Rojo

Di Maria Carrick Herrera Mata Shaw

RVP Shrek

Fully fit this would be the best they could put out?

Still shit

I'd guess Mata will drop out, di maria will play more centrally in the hole and it would become more of a 3-4-1-2 with Rafael playing rwb.

IF (and a very big if) they can sign a decent midfielder and centre half, di maria could be a great signing. Imagine if they had -

De gea
Jones Benatia Rojo
Rafael Shaw
Carrick Vidal
Di maria
Rooney RVP

That then becomes a very strong team who will finish top 4 - they just have to spend 150m to get there :)

I'm not worried: Rooney has had his day (about 10 years ago) Carrick too is finished (& slow), Vidal and Benatia wont come, Shaw is too .... English (sorry to say that, but it did appear he went on an Inbewteeners type holiday this summer!) DDG is overrated and VP is also shot... I think they are mid-table at best, maybe even relegation fodder (if only they had qualified for the Europa thingy!)

I agree about Rooney, they might get the odd goal out of him now but he really is fucked now. Being played constantly since he was 16 by Everton and Utd has burnt the shreaded wheat head out.

 

[Balti]

I'd guess Mata will drop out, di maria will play more centrally in the hole and it would become more of a 3-4-1-2 with Rafael playing rwb.

IF (and a very big if) they can sign a decent midfielder and centre half, di maria could be a great signing. Imagine if they had -

De gea
Jones Benatia Rojo
Rafael Shaw
Carrick Vidal
Di maria
Rooney RVP

That then becomes a very strong team who will finish top 4 - they just have to spend 150m to get there :)

I'm not worried: Rooney has had his day (about 10 years ago) Carrick too is finished (& slow), Vidal and Benatia wont come, Shaw is too .... English (sorry to say that, but it did appear he went on an Inbewteeners type holiday this summer!) DDG is overrated and VP is also shot... I think they are mid-table at best, maybe even relegation fodder (if only they had qualified for the Europa thingy!)

I agree about Rooney, they might get the odd goal out of him now but he really is fucked now. Being played constantly since he was 16 by Everton and Utd has burnt the shreaded wheat head out.

at least he won the world cup for England yet again

he truly is a world beater

 

[Eccles Blue]

De Gea

Jones Smalling Rojo

Di Maria Carrick Herrera Mata Shaw

RVP Shrek

Fully fit this would be the best they could put out?

Still shit

what makes me laugh is that we are better than that in every department - even our 2nd choices are better - and we are not the only squad that can say that - 7th beckons again for the SCUM

You really think they'll finish that high? I am more inclined to think they will finish 14th or 15th. ;-)

 

[Helmet Cole]

We really shouldn't underestimate how much Moyes contributed to their current predicament. Ferguson left them in a fucking mess with old players needing replacing. The signs of his last season being a final hurrah were clear to see. A huge fee on a 28 year old in the rapist, begging Weetabix-head to stay, bringing the ginger pig out of retirement, keeping Briggs going, pairing Wobblegob and ViDic whenever he could. To be fair, he pulled it off and claimed the title before scarpering back to Govan before last orders. It's my biggest regret since I started watching City that we couldn't retain the title and finish the c**t off ourselves.

Then came the saviour. I've honestly started to believe that Shakin' Bacon knew he was putting a duffer into his seat to make his achievement look even better. Moyes should have at least a portrait in our museum. He spent their budget on Fellony last summer, pissed the rapist off, lost Briggs to retirement, ViDic to Italy and seemed to destroy the confidence of the half decent players they had there. The damage he did in his short time will have long lasting repercussions.

Now we see them rolling the dice in a desperate attempt to win their Champions League place back. It's like watching a man who just lost his house on the roulette wheel unstrap his watch in a last ditch bid to change his luck.

I never thought I could hate them more after a victory than I already did but the semi final at Wembley proved me wrong. I couldn't take my lad to Wembley Way because the vile twats were attacking everyone. It's because of that day more than anything else why I would love to watch them suffer. They've finished 7th and failed to win their first two games of a season and the rats that follow them are pondering leaping of Trafford Bridge. Imagine if they went through what we did or what Leeds are currently going through? There'd be higher attendances at the club run by the last load of shithouses who abandoned their club at the first sign of trouble.

Before every derby, our players should have a two hour history lesson about what a putrid fucking club they are and told that under no circumstances should they ever take their collective foot off the bastards' throats.

Last paragraph is amazing.

Is there any way we can fit that paragraph onto our badge?