United Thread 2014/15

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It seems the rag fanbase is now estimated at just over 333 million, for some bizarre reason. This is taken from a current job description for a 'Promotions Producer'.

Job description
Manchester United is unlike any other football club in the world. Inspiring over 333 million passionate followers and enjoying unparalleled success both on and off the pitch, we are one of the world’s truly iconic brands. MUTV, our busy and successful television channel, offers supporters exclusive access to the match-day build-up, hourly news bulletins, exclusive player interviews and thrilling coverage of every match. The following vacancy has arisen at MUTV:

It adds that you get the chance to work with the warmed-up corpse of Paddy Crerand as he dishes out bags of scrapings, dripping in grease, at Lou Macari's world famous Chippy, visited by more than 333 million customers every other Saturday.

What happened to the other 236m fans?

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

It seems the rag fanbase is now estimated at just over 333 million, for some bizarre reason. This is taken from a current job description for a 'Promotions Producer'.

Job description
Manchester United is unlike any other football club in the world. Inspiring over 333 million passionate followers and enjoying unparalleled success both on and off the pitch, we are one of the world’s truly iconic brands. MUTV, our busy and successful television channel, offers supporters exclusive access to the match-day build-up, hourly news bulletins, exclusive player interviews and thrilling coverage of every match. The following vacancy has arisen at MUTV:

It adds that you get the chance to work with the warmed-up corpse of Paddy Crerand as he dishes out bags of scrapings, dripping in grease, at Lou Macari's world famous Chippy, visited by more than 333 million customers every other Saturday.

What happened to the other 236m fans?

Obviously, the rest are not quite so 'passionate'.

 

[goaterslip1998]

So lukewarm Shaw thinks utd could b scary if they turn up on Sunday. ? He probly thinks stereo kicks are sick also ha .who the fuck listens to wot snotty nose teenagers think anyway ? ?

 

[cookster]

So lukewarm Shaw thinks utd could b scary if they turn up on Sunday. ? He probly thinks stereo kicks are sick also ha .who the fuck listens to wot snotty nose teenagers think anyway ? ?

He's not had a derby hiding yet so let's leave him until Monday.

 

[Bluemoon115]

So lukewarm Shaw thinks utd could b scary if they turn up on Sunday. ? He probly thinks stereo kicks are sick also ha .who the fuck listens to wot snotty nose teenagers think anyway ? ?

I see he's quickly replaced Evra as the pre-derby gobshite.

:)

 

[everythingchangesbutblue]

https://vine.co/v/OMnlBrErDrm

haha. "technacalleeeteh"

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

The rags have been whoring themselves around the world again. They've announced they now have an Official Chinese Wellness Partner. The best bit is their claim they have "108 million faithful followers" in China. The fuckers never give it a rest do they?

Manchester United (NYSE: MANU) has today announced a multi-year partnership with IVC as the Club's first Official Chinese Wellness Partner.

IVC, a leading player in the global nutritional supplement market, enters China with an exclusive line of wellness products tailored for the Chinese consumer.

Founded in 1955 with an emphasis on quality and innovation, IVC produces supplements for the leading retailers in the United States and nutritional, prescription and over-the-counter products on behalf of many global household brands.

As part of the partnership, IVC's MATE brand series will launch products that carry the Manchester United crest. These include SPORTMATE, a nutritional supplement which improves muscle repair and supports metabolism; and DAILYMATE, whose comprehensive formula supports immune health and boosts energy levels.

Manchester United's Group Managing Director, Richard Arnold comments:

"As a professional sports club we understand the importance of living a healthy lifestyle, something we encourage not just amongst our players but also amongst all our 800 staff, local community and fans across the world. Through our partnership with IVC we hope to spread this message of wellbeing to the 108 million faithful followers we have in China."

This company probably use illegally sourced ingredients from endangered animals.
Disgusting.

I suppose part of the healthy lifestyle is to hop into bed with yer sister-in-law while yer brother is doing the shopping at Lidl.
But nowhere near as disgusting as the evil empire they're getting into bed with.

 

[Manchester_lalala]

https://vine.co/v/OMnlBrErDrm

haha. "technacalleeeteh"

These videos are becoming quite entertaining.

 

[Vienna_70]

So lukewarm Shaw thinks utd could b scary if they turn up on Sunday. ? He probly thinks stereo kicks are sick also ha .who the fuck listens to wot snotty nose teenagers think anyway ? ?

I see he's quickly replaced Evra as the pre-derby gobshite.

:)

Maybe it's a left-back thing!

 

[Bluewonder]

So lukewarm Shaw thinks utd could b scary if they turn up on Sunday. ? He probly thinks stereo kicks are sick also ha .who the fuck listens to wot snotty nose teenagers think anyway ? ?

I see he's quickly replaced Evra as the pre-derby gobshite.

:)

Maybe it's a left-back thing!

Or maybe it's small man syndrome?