United Thread 2015/16

[worsleyweb]

What was your attendance last night I've not seen it anywhere?

75.301. Same every game.

 

[Wilf Wild 1937]

75.301. Same every game.

LOL.

It was actually a genuine question. I was wondering if they'd decided what figure they could get away with yet.

 

[Matty]

Ah, you may be cocking a snook and having a wee jest
But our attendance last night would comfortably be your best.

I know this fact is unlikely to phase ya
but 90% of the crowd were probably from Asia

 

[JoeMercer'sWay]

The romance, the heartache, the phoenix from the flames,
Looking under toilet cubicles, and match fixing games

The galleries of glory and trophy winning feats,
And the butcher from Salford flogging dodgy meat

The masters in bronze, the tourists and malarkey
Same time tomorrow, you love it, Marky.

Please stop typing, your poems are shite,
Just listen to me and I'll put you right.
Your club is abhorrent, the scum of the earth
Completely obsessed by what your fans are worth.

You'd make people homeless if it's value for money
Your actions so heartless they're not even funny
So callous to make millions from a plane crash
Sponsors logos placed on tributes as quick as a flash.

Fergie time is played till you find a winner
the boss makes sure by taking Mark Halsey for dinner
Though he'll get better meat now Louis Edwards is dead
Compared to the poison which poor children were fed.

Green and gold till the club gets sold,
which under the surface is infested by rats and mould
A dynasty built on money and the press,
and soggy prawn sandwiches complete with watercress.

You see football began before 1992,
And you'll be knocked off your perch before our lives are through
As loyalty and honesty are what make us a Blue,
Deny for it now, but trust me, your nightmare will come true.

 

[City Raider]

What was your attendance last night I've not seen it anywhere?

There was an image on here earlier showing 35k

 

[pete1970]

Just seen this Shallowman or Sillyman as he should be called
And apart from being a conveyor style werenitid fan,who never goes and quotes complete crap
Why is he tolerated by the mods on here when other city fans have been banned or barred for a certain period of time?

 

[-nibz-]

Please stop typing, your poems are shite,
Just listen to me and I'll put you right.
Your club is abhorrent, the scum of the earth
Completely obsessed by what your fans are worth.

You'd make people homeless if it's value for money
Your actions so heartless they're not even funny
So callous to make millions from a plane crash
Sponsors logos placed on tributes as quick as a flash.

Fergie time is played till you find a winner
the boss makes sure by taking Mark Halsey for dinner
Though he'll get better meat now Louis Edwards is dead
Compared to the poison which poor children were fed.

Green and gold till the club gets sold,
which under the surface is infested by rats and mould
A dynasty built on money and the press,
and soggy prawn sandwiches complete with watercress.

You see football began before 1992,
And you'll be knocked off your perch before our lives are through
As loyalty and honesty are what make us a Blue,
Deny for it now, but trust me, your nightmare will come true.

 

[East Level 2]

Embarrassing, so nobody on the site could be arsed going to the game.....even our current resident pair of scummy rag posters couldn't be arsed.

Well our own beloved Damocles claimed "nobody is interested in the League Cup". Wish he'd told me before I drove to Sunderland.

 

[Wilf Wild 1937]

There was an image on here earlier showing 35k

Thanks that's interesting. I'm guessing that's probably the real figure. I doubt that they will print that in their next programme though.

 

[shallyman]

Your attendance figures might cause you to wank but in that figure their wont be one manc.

Well it seems at last, Dogtanian, we've finally found your forte
Coz in knuckle-dragging echelons, you really were the yahweh