United Thread 2015/16

[Wretched Vengeance]

Just saw this on rag cafe

Night kids. Here's a bedtime nightmare: Rooney is contracted to June 2019 at £300,000 per week. 201 more weeks and £60,300,000 in wages.

Bwhahahahahahahahaha !

 

[Sigh]

Rooney making what? He isn't even good enough to be top-class average.

 

[aguero93:20]

Rooney making what? He isn't even good enough to be top-class average.

Not enough if you ask me. He should be on £2m a week until 2099 imo.

 

[stony]

The best thing about Rooney getting that mammoth deal and completely fucking the rags over, is that it was the threat of joining City that made them crumble and give in to his ridiculous demands.
The loons on the caf think it was Moyes fault. Not a chance in hell they give Moyes the power to offer Rooney that sort of wedge. He will have said he wanted him and Woodward did the rest. Some of them are already trying to rewrite history by claiming the gpc wanted rid of Rooney and it's all Moyes fault that he's there.
It will be funny as fuck if he's sat on the bench next year, looking like a balding Michael Johnson. Grinning merrily as he earns another £300K for the week by being a fat useless ****.

 

[Sigh]

Not enough if you ask me. He should be on £2m a week until 2099 imo.

Point made. He is vastly underappreciated and justice requires he be paid far more than he is. A living wage for Wayne!

 

[hutton who blue]

Getting funnier by the day. Sending the idiot abroad to gain air miles, LVG's philoshophee having his players grind like fuck when they don't have the ball whilst having no creativity, inventiveness or discernible plan when they have it and listening to talkshite while driving, the presenters were droning on about an acquisition of Neymar with a commendable lack of irony in their tone or being reduced to spontaneous fits of laughter about a player of that standard joining that sack of shit.

 

[Deepest Blue]

The difference between our performances on/off the pitch is really getting to them now.
A rag I work with was so defensive today.When I just asked him who I thought they would sign before window shuts he flipped his wig.
Didn't want to discuss anything football related and before he stormed off gave me a 5 second history lesson and claims Aguero goes missing against Barcelona.
The air reaked of soiled undies and fear from him.

 

[Mikejl]

MCFC chasing Kaka = Rags chasing Neymar

 

[ancoats]

i watch the united game vs newcastle and was it only me that seen a lot of empty seats around the ground must i get a new tv or is my smart hdtv still ok I did see btsport say they have ultra hd channel now

 

[Marvin]

The one thing that would really damage Utd now which most Utd fans dream of happening is if Ronaldo went to Utd. Unlikely to happen I know.

I watched the two La Liga games yesterday: Barcelona has a real dogfight to beat Athletic Bilbao away 1-0. Messi was brilliant at times, but they did not control the game like they usually do, and Real Madrid were held 0-0 at Sporting Gijon. In the last 30 minutes Real Madrid started to really dominate but Ronaldo was really ineffective. It struck me that if Bale, James etc could play in their usual roles, and Real Madrid had a different forward to Ronaldo they'd have won that game comfortably. I am sure he will continue to score a lot of goals at Real Madrid as he is the centre-piece of their team around which their play revolves and they are still a dominant team, but his crown is definitely slipping and in my book they'd be better off selling him. They must know that now. If Utd really are firing out huge bids for Galatico players then don't rule this out. It's probably 12 months too early, but this is a player who in my opinion is now inhibiting Real Madrid.

if he went to Utd it would financially stretch Utd and offer nowhere near as much as he has given Real Madrid in former years.

It's only one game, but watch out for a decline in Real Madrid this season