United Thread 2015/16

[Blue Smarties]

Just seen the Dutch bellend storm out of the press conference. What an absolute flange. I can't decide who's serving more laughs, Mourinho or 'Philoshophee'.

 

[Blue Smarties]

@warspite, where can I see Monks face?

 

[Mike1984]

I wonder how far down the list they had to go to get to Austin and some lad from Monaco who was valued at 18m in June but is not valued at 40m a day before the window shuts?!!

They didn't remember there only bidding for early identified targets no panic buys so Charlie Austin has been wanted all summer then Louis?

 

[warspite]

@warspite, where can I see Monks face?

SSN after match interview

 

[warspite]

Lol no I haven't seen it but will check it out I can imagine it's a look of shock and pure laughter rolled in too one!

More of a smirk like ''what the fuck is he on about''

 

[bondsman]

Just over 24hrs until they are officially up shit creek. If they don't sign a couple then I think lvg could make the moyes debacle look like a good season this year.

 

[M18CTID]

Funnily enough my brother and his wife are both doctors and I frequently call them rags (as they are). Doesn't seem to bother them too much, but then they do actually go to games. Maybe it's different for doctors that don't.

I knew you'd have a decent response lined up but that is absolute quality. Shame you haven't got an account over there as that would've been a hilarious comeback.

I find it utterly bizarre that a United fan could get so upset about being called Rags that they'd come up with the doctor reference. That's seriously weird. I've seen other posts complaining about us calling Van Gaal Turtle Head and Ferguson Baconface. Fucking hell, it's a football rivalry you soft twats and compared to some around the world it's actually quite mild in comparison. They should try an Aris/PAOK match for example - not only do they call each other names, they literally want to kill each other.

 

[Blue_Rossy]

Utd are like an old race horse that needs to retire, but nobody has the heart to take it out back and shoot it. They can't accept that they are on the decline.

 

[malg]

Hahaha:

West Ham pulled the plug on a move for Javier Hernandez after the striker demanded a "ludicrous" contract including a bonus of £90,000 per goal.

The Hammers are instead set to complete deals for Hull striker Nikica Jelavic and Chelsea winger Victor Moses. They are also continuing to target wingers Michail Antonio at Nottingham Forest and Pione Sisto FC Midtjylland.

Hernandez was told he could quit Manchester United over the weekend. He has since joined German club Bayer Leverkusen for £12million.

The 27-year-old Mexican held talks beforehand with the Hammers who had chased him for most of the summer.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I knew you'd have a decent response lined up but that is absolute quality. Shame you haven't got an account over there as that would've been a hilarious comeback.

In fairness to both my brothers they've were always okay in terms of the piss taking when we were shit, unlike my old man who was pretty relentless to say the least. He was fairly brutal at times. Still, it's all worked out rather nicely. He's fucking hating it at the moment. It's hilarious.

That particular brother was open minded enough to pretty openly despise Ferguson when he was their manager, certainly towards the end, for many of the reasons he's disliked on here, particularly in relation to the matters to which the '99 questions' arose. He also stopped going to old trafford for a number of years because of the Glazers, but refused to engage with FCUM, so fair play to him. He started going again last year, with dad, because the old fellah is 80 now and isn't going to be around for ever and it's something for them to do together.

Fucking pair of rag cnuts ;-)