United Thread 2015/16

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CityFan94 said:
Have they realised Ed Woodward is a complete clown yet
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I imagine they are having meetings where names of footballers are beng blurted out and getting a yea or a ney - latest being Neymar - they are surely days away from Edwoodwoodwood blurting out " Monkey Tennis.........."
 
The Rags PR department is working overtime this week.

The desperate f***er's must be in a 24 hour meetings.
 
bluethrunthru said:
I imagine they are having meetings where names of footballers are beng blurted out and getting a yea or a ney - latest being Neymar - they are surely days away from Edwoodwoodwood blurting out " Monkey Tennis.........."
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Brilliant. Can't beat a Partridge reference, and Monkey Tennis is up there with 'spiceworld' and 'back of the net''.....
 
Otamendi on Monday
Going to sign Pedro on Tuesday
Then it was Mane on Wednesday
Thursday, Friday, Saturday
Messi on Sunday (snigger)
 
Samsdad said:
From rag thingy
  1. Today at 20:25
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    On the Pedro situation, I think with our experience with Falcao and van Persie (players closer to 30), the club had decided they wont go above certain limits they had set for themselves.

    So the deal did not happen. I don't think Woody made any error here. It was simply business .
lol

Someone tell him how old schweinsteiger is
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And would that be the same van Persie that won them the league?

This whole Otamendi/Pedro thing falls into the 'couldn't make it up' category. Well, I certainly couldn't have made up the shit they're coming out with, anyway.
 
How is your income generated? Seems that it's fashionable from their fans now to question your income. Lots of snark in threads expressing disbelief that "a little club" like you are making enough money to cover FPP.
 
They really are making themselves look more foolish by the day, but I guess the audience is not us, but the average hard of thinking United fan, tell them anything and they will lap it up, anything to get them clicking and buying the papers (which they will)
 
malg said:
Brilliant. Can't beat a Partridge reference, and Monkey Tennis is up there with 'spiceworld' and 'back of the net''.....
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Don't know if you saw by Chris Eubank has just recorded and advert for a Hostel company so Youth Hosteling with Chris Eubank is a reality !!!
 
bluethrunthru said:
Don't know if you saw by Chris Eubank has just recorded and advert for a Hostel company so Youth Hosteling with Chris Eubank is a reality !!!
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Bwahahahahah....... Partridge has become reality! Got to watch it.
 
Hamann Pineapple said:
I may actually die laughing this month

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is this the thread to call them the classless clueless cunts that they always have been?
 
superseiyan said:
How is your income generated? Seems that it's fashionable from their fans now to question your income. Lots of snark in threads expressing disbelief that "a little club" like you are making enough money to cover FPP.
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I do wonder what the new rules the rags, dippers and Arsenal come up with now FFP hasn't worked out.
 
We are apparently being helped by our contacts with Sheikh Mansour's business contacts...just like Louis Edwards Contacts in the bad pork pie industry ? (sold to schools)?
 
Samsdad said:
From rag thingy
  1. Today at 20:25
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    Red DreamsFull Member
    On the Pedro situation, I think with our experience with Falcao and van Persie (players closer to 30), the club had decided they wont go above certain limits they had set for themselves.

    So the deal did not happen. I don't think Woody made any error here. It was simply business .
lol

Someone tell him how old schweinsteiger is
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Woody does not know what day it is, he's being sent on that many fruitless missions across different time zones on a wild goose chase. What the fuck and who the fuck and where the fuck is it which team our next target is playing for and he gives it the yadayada shit about United being a big club? Is that the Man U's plan? Looks like it. The hilarity continues.
 
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