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United Thread 2015/16
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He is amusing although I am struggling to work him out. He is a highly experienced and generally successful manager at the top level. However, he is beginning to sound like a second hand car salesman in attempting to persuade us that his aging, unreliable and expensive-to-run Jag/Merc/BMW [delete as appropriate] is still a top performer.He is. I love him! I think he's a moderate to heavy glue sniffer. It would explain a great deal.
As I've said before, he is eyeing up retirement in a couple of years and has no interest in the future development of his employer's business.
I've also heard the first calls of dissent among local Rags. 'If we go out [tonight], he needs sacking'. Let's hope not as he's giving us so much to laugh about.
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Brugge manager has given up as booked.
Quoted as saying they need a prayer to win.
****.
Quoted as saying they need a prayer to win.
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remember arthur mann
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Are the six first teamers who missed last weeks match there tonight ?Brugge manager has given up as booked.
Quoted as saying they need a prayer to win.
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Couldn't tell you.Are the six first teamers who missed last weeks match there tonight ?
The quote has just come from talkshite.
Second Skin
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Classic at work. Rag who is sat next to me, with his desk plastered with pictures,fixtures and calendars of the rags, is not watching the game tonight as he will be tuning in to the Great British Bake Off.
jimharri
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To be fair, I wouldn't blame him. I'd rather watch some baking than the vermin.Classic at work. Rag who is sat next to me, with his desk plastered with pictures,fixtures and calendars of the rags, is not watching the game tonight as he will be tuning in to the Great British Bake Off.
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In fairness he'll be watching a better class of puddings.Classic at work. Rag who is sat next to me, with his desk plastered with pictures,fixtures and calendars of the rags, is not watching the game tonight as he will be tuning in to the Great British Bake Off.
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Classic at work. Rag who is sat next to me, with his desk plastered with pictures,fixtures and calendars of the rags, is not watching the game tonight as he will be tuning in to the Great British Bake Off.
You couldn't bake it up.
You couldn't bake it up.
Pardon the bun but that was terrible.
squirtyflower
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Whilst I would never watch them, life would have to take a seriously wrong turn to be interested in someone baking on fucking TVTo be fair, I wouldn't blame him. I'd rather watch some baking than the vermin.
jimharri
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You'd rather watch the unmentionables than an interesting programme on baking? You need to get your priorities sorted!Whilst I would never watch them, life would have to take a seriously wrong turn to be interested in someone baking on fucking TV
squirtyflower
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You need to re read it Jim, I said I would never watch them, but I'd also rather have my eyes burned than watch some middle class fucker bakingYou'd rather watch the unmentionables than an interesting programme on baking? You need to get your priorities sorted!
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Whilst I would never watch them, life would have to take a seriously wrong turn to be interested in someone baking on fucking TV
The world is fucked. Blame Endemol.
oh I do hope so
Absolutely. With both Rooney and the BB there's clearly no need to get out the cheque book. LVG - management genius.
(Snerk)
FanchesterCity
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You need to re read it Jim, I said I would never watch them, but I'd also rather have my eyes burned than watch some middle class fucker baking
I'd be ok with watching the middle class Cheryl Baker fucking though.
squirtyflower
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What ever floats your boatI'd be ok with watching the middle class Cheryl Baker fucking though.
Looks like she's already eaten most of the left over cakes though
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From our point of view, LVG is the perfect manager for the rags to have. All I can see him doing is spunking loads of cash on mediocre players and playing mediocre football, unable to elevate them above their current level, yet not quite being shit enough to 'do a Moyes' and get himself sacked. The rag fans will be quite content to be stuck in a perpetual battle for 4th place because they believe that the next raft of big-money signings will be all they need to regain former glories, not realising they're stuck in a footballing purgatory.
Plus he comes across as a fucking idiot we can all have a good laugh at.
Long may it last.
Plus he comes across as a fucking idiot we can all have a good laugh at.
Long may it last.
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What ever floats your boat
Looks like she's already eaten most of the left over cakes though
Well, you could roll her in flour just to find the wet spot!
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