United thread 2017/18

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

Making noise, stealing donuts, syphoning petrol, ticket touting, looking under ladies toilets, tbh it's hard to tell the mibs from the players and officials

Who siphoned the petrol, (allegedly)?

 

[KentBlue]

We have strengthened quite significantly so far, and if/when Sanchez joins us we'll have the most formidable attacking side in the Prem. I have no doubt about that. I expect the Dippers, Arse, Chavs and Spuds will all add quality to their squads before the window closes. The rags have been playing catch-up for a long time now, and spending 100 million on Lukaku is not going to further their cause. He is not, and never will be what they need, but he's exactly what Maureen needs. The question is, why spend such an absurd amount of money on a Pulis or Allardyce type of player to appease a manager who has a history of moving on after a couple of years? The next 'chosen one' might not want to play long-ball, but too bad, he'll be stuck with the world's most expensive battering ram earning absolutely obscene amounts of money but doing practically nothing in return. Because as sure as night follows day Peg will be gone within 12 months. Nothing surer.

Truth is, the rags are not advancing, and they're not treading water either - they're sinking.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

So fukin predictable. .my boyhood dream..I have waited all my life. .the biggest club in the world. .best ground in the world. With the best fans in the world.....****

Have they signed donald trump?

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

Has Lukaku even had the decency to thank the Everton fans for their support?

Can't see it anywhere in his rag sycophantic announcement.

 

[andyhinch]

Has Lukaku even had the decency to thank the Everton fans for their support?

Can't see it anywhere in his rag sycophantic announcement.

I doubt the rags ministry of truth would script that in.

 

[kaz7]

5 year transition?

 

[Blue_Rossy]

So fukin predictable. .my boyhood dream..I have waited all my life. .the biggest club in the world. .best ground in the world. With the best fans in the world.....****

Think its given to them on a card to memorise when they sign. No way he generally feels that lol. Funny van persise said they dame thing lol. Biggest club in the world best ground utter garbage mate.

 

[oldhamblue]

I know 2 people who work there,one in the commercial dept. They are briefed before the presser to say biggest club in the world etc. to keep the 659m plastics happy. The idea came straight from GPC

 

[TabulaRasa]

If....If...If....

We were treated the same as most teams in the league and given blatant pens it would have been all

different....
Not to mention cup games

.....

Spoiler: Cheat

Watch as Zlatan Ibrahimovic shamefully dives against Saint Etienne to win a crucial free kick!
Zlatan Ibrahimovic likes to show himself as a very tough football player. I don’t know why does he likes to dive so much.

Zlatan scored the goal that got United the lead against Saint Etienne, but the free kick, that got the goal, should not be given.


Ibra managed to get that foul with a shocking dive.

I mean, Zlatan is almost 2 meters tall and yet, he fell to the ground like a piece of paper!

Zlatan should be booked and Saint Etienne should get a free kick, but instead United got the lead, and Zlatan is currently the hero of the match!

If only we had a someone called Gill with such influence.... Don't get me started on the assaults committed by big nose and pogshit...

Time to let it go now mate. Look forward

 

[TabulaRasa]

Making noise, stealing donuts, syphoning petrol, ticket touting, looking under ladies toilets, tbh it's hard to tell the mibs from the players and officials

Syphoning petrol??? Lol