United thread 2017/18

[Ancient Citizen]

Yes but they finished 5th the year before this, if we analyse the stats are we looking at a double dip recession on rag table finishing?

Any more of this 'Easing' and Woodward will be getting job offers from the Bank of England.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

5 years transition. What a lovely spin to it you might have a career in politics.

Could you imagine Real Madrid,Barcelona or Bayern Munich going through a 5 year transition like the rags are? Yet they still have the audacity to refer themselves as 'the greatest club in the world'.

 

[blueincy]

If....If...If....

We were treated the same as most teams in the league and given blatant pens it would have been all

different....
Not to mention cup games

.....

Spoiler: Cheat

Watch as Zlatan Ibrahimovic shamefully dives against Saint Etienne to win a crucial free kick!
Zlatan Ibrahimovic likes to show himself as a very tough football player. I don’t know why does he likes to dive so much.

Zlatan scored the goal that got United the lead against Saint Etienne, but the free kick, that got the goal, should not be given.


Ibra managed to get that foul with a shocking dive.

I mean, Zlatan is almost 2 meters tall and yet, he fell to the ground like a piece of paper!

Zlatan should be booked and Saint Etienne should get a free kick, but instead United got the lead, and Zlatan is currently the hero of the match!

If only we had a someone called Gill with such influence.... Don't get me started on the assaults committed by big nose and pogshit...

 

[BlueRockape]

So fukin predictable. .my boyhood dream..I have waited all my life. .the biggest club in the world. .best ground in the world. With the best fans in the world.....****

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Any more of this 'Easing' and Woodward will be getting job offers from the Bank of England.

Well it does look like they are using quantitative easing and printing money they haven't got over there. We might see George Osborne/Gordon Brown as joint directors of football soon.

 

[Ancient Citizen]

Could you imagine Real Madrid,Barcelona or Bayern Munich going through a 5 year transition like the rags are? Yet they still have the audacity to refer themselves as 'the greatest transitional club in the world'.

Edited ;)

 

[BringBackSwales]

Making noise, stealing donuts, syphoning petrol, ticket touting, looking under ladies toilets, tbh it's hard to tell the mibs from the players and officials

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Yep, Lukaku is quality, and will get you goals. Underlying question is, based on little else changing from last year will it be enough? And what exactly is enough for you guys these days? Is the 'goal' of the next 5 year plan any different to the last one?

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Making noise, stealing donuts, syphoning petrol, ticket touting, looking under ladies toilets, tbh it's hard to tell the mibs from the players and officials

You forgot fake bombs in bogs and knobbing your brothers wife.

 

[BringBackSwales]

You forgot fake bombs in bogs and knobbing your brothers wife.

Not to mention setting off flares, and singing nursery rhymes, hard as fucking nails the lot of em