Beware if you visit the BBC website, just some of the vomit inducing headlines from the swamp controlled propaganda machine:
I've been wearing Everton pyjamas for 13 years - Rooney.
Revival, renewal and unfinished business for Rooney at Goodison.
Wayne Rooney: Everton signing from Man Utd has unfinished business.
Wayne Rooney: Striker targets winning a trophy after Everton return.
'Wonder boy's done it again' - three of Rooney's Goodison goals.
An Everton trophy would be the pinnacle- Rooney.
Romelu Lukaku: Man Utd move from Everton a 'perfect opportunity'.
Watch: The best Romelu Lukaku goals from 16-17.