United thread 2017/18

[manimanc]

That Herrera is a horrible little shit. He's a softarse, a cheat and a crap player too. Him doing that didn't surprise me in the slightest, after all that club as a whole have no class what so ever.
Their thick twat fans can't even hear themselves laughing at us stopping winning the league against them.
That's right you heard correctly.
WINNING THE LEAGUE BY BEATING THEM!
Their bitterness towards us has reached fever pitch, even in our darkest days we never looked or sounded as bad as these red mardarses.
I'll tell you what, let's let them close the gap a little bit more as the daft twats will probably think they will catch us.
Top of the league you red shite, citeh top of the league.

 

[vincent]

That Herrera is a horrible little shit. He's a softarse, a cheat and a crap player too. Him doing that didn't surprise me in the slightest, after all that club as a whole have no class what so ever.
Their thick twat fans can't even hear themselves laughing at us stopping winning the league against them.
That's right you heard correctly.
WINNING THE LEAGUE BY BEATING THEM!
Their bitterness towards us has reached fever pitch, even in our darkest days we never looked or sounded as bad as these red mardarses.
I'll tell you what, let's let them close the gap a little bit more as the daft twats will probably think they will catch us.
Top of the league you red shite, citeh top of the league.

Even my red mate says he is awful.

 

[manimanc]

Even my red mate says he is awful.

Sorry but did you say your red mate?
Erm...

 

[Vienna_70]

The rags at work were like dogs with two dicks this morning.

I told them that I knew exactly how they felt, as winning the derby used to be the highlight of my season.

 

[City_Sean]

So ParisUnited, a source who got the Neymar information right last year have claimed Pogba is willing to join PSG and United will sell for the right price:

 

[manimanc]

So ParisUnited, a source who got the Neymar information right last year have claimed Pogba is willing to join PSG and United will sell for the right price:

Don't be daft lad he's coming here to us.

 

[goalmole]

The rags at work were like dogs with two dicks this morning.

I told them that I knew exactly how they felt, as winning the derby used to be the highlight of my season.

I wonder if they realise that we have won it twice since the last time they won it.

 

[East Level 2]

The rags at work were like dogs with two dicks this morning.
I told them that I knew exactly how they felt, as winning the derby used to be the highlight of my season.

I got sense out of two of them. One has an S/T the other used to have.
Nothing but bollocks from the fuck Muppets who never go. Though that isn't limited to rags and Scousers.

 

[Vienna_70]

I wonder if they realise that we have won it twice since the last time they won it.

We haven’t yet.

11/12 - City.
12/13 - rags.
13/14 - City.
14/15 - Chelsea.
15/16 - Leicester.
16/17 - Chelsea.

 

[goalmole]

We haven’t yet.

11/12 - City.
12/13 - rags.
13/14 - City.
14/15 - Chelsea.
15/16 - Leicester.
16/17 - Chelsea.

I was bring a bit presumptuous and including this season, but technically I suppose you are correct.