United thread 2017/18

[MillionMilesAway]

This gem was in the football365 mailbox:



I just love this. “I really don’t give a shit about City. In fact, i don’t give a shit about City so much I had to write in to a national football website to tell the world how much I don’t give a shit about City. Now the whole world knows just how much I don’t give a shit about City. They’re the bitter ones, with their filthy Arab money and their good players. Oh yes.”

And they wonder why we laugh at them?

He got absolutely trashed by people sending comments for it.

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

He’s injured.

Its those footy boots , they found out he was wearing them on the wrong feet , he now has a big "L" and "R" on his new ones.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Best scenario for me would be if we wrapped up the league just before the home derby so the scum shite would have to give us a gaurd of honour as we walk onto the pitch. If u think they are hurting now imagine their pain when they have to do that

There's no way this would happen, I'm afraid.

 

[Easy]

PEG will park the bus in the derby irrespective of what happens against Arsenal.

He is too much of a coward to attack us. Will be happy with a draw and hope we drop points in the other fixtures. Will park the bus and play on the counter with the English Pele and the next Henry. Long balls to The Belgian Bony and will fight for every corner where he will hope to nick a goal.

PEG will not risk getting beat 5 or 6-0. If Newcastle opened them up a few times imagine what we would do to them.

 

[KentBlue]

There's no way this would happen, I'm afraid.

If it even looked like this scenario could happen Gill would ensure an immediate rule change.

 

[Academica]

Would be a good signing for them. A midfield three of him, Pogba and Matic is very strong.

Very strong three apart from Pogba and Matic

 

[IWasHere]

Would be a good signing for them. A midfield three of him, Pogba and Matic is very strong.

Don't know where he'd fit in with Toni Kroos, Ozil, Muller and Vidal being linked with them every season.

 

[Tricky_Trev]

Don't know where he'd fit in with Toni Kroos, Ozil, Muller and Vidal being linked with them every season.

They'd probably play him just behind Sneijder.

 

[mad4city]

Don't keep us in suspense. Who's he injured?

Made me laugh.
Help yourself to any cuddly toy from the top shelf, sir!

 

[Daz_Blue]

 

[manimanc]

They'd probably play him just behind Sneijder.

And just off Ronaldo.

 

[55yr old teenager]

Interesting...would you rather us win the league vs United or receive a guard of honour? :-)

Never thought of that. I think i prefer your scenario, but not sure my nerves could take it

 

[55yr old teenager]

There's no way this would happen, I'm afraid.

Why?

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Why?

I expect GMP would veto it as too inflammatory, sadly. I dearly hope I'm wrong.

 

[mosssideblue]

Normal suspects starting to creep up behind them in the league. The pressure on them ramping up nicely. Come on LeArse you can do it if you believe

 

[BlueMoonz1977]

Normal suspects starting to creep up behind them in the league. The pressure on them ramping up nicely. Come on LeArse you can do it if you believe

Just said the same in the prem thread...pressure growing nicely and will intense if arsenal get the home win tonight

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

It is handy for them to have the right people in important positions.

True. It's handy having 5 DMs when your back 4 aren't defenders/are rubbish (delete/combine as necessary).
Very handy.
Unless you are the 'striker'.
Or a fan.

 

[mosssideblue]

Just said the same in the prem thread...pressure growing nicely and will intense if arsenal get the home win tonight

Will be terrific if Arse do them tonight (and they are more than capable)- really put the cat amongst the pigeons for the swamp donkeys

 

[BlueMoonz1977]

Will be terrific if Arse do them tonight (and they are more than capable)- really put the cat amongst the pigeons for the swamp donkeys

Yep and what would be even funnier Would be agent sanchez to get 3

 

[IWasHere]

And just off Ronaldo.

Tough one. Cavani is having a decent season..