United thread 2017/18

[Vienna_70]

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/mourinho-says-it-will-be-difficult-to-catch-city-next-season.438608/

I should add that it starts off quite reasonable but then you can see it coming through.

This one made me smile:

I’ve done it on FM so why can’t Jose??

I’m not sure if he is serious or just on the WUM.

 

[pfazz]

But but but he always wins the league in his second season.

 

[malg]

They know we're miles ahead. I like this from the Ragcaf:

I'm fine finishing behind City again if we can at least win games against bottom teams and play well.

 

[waspish]

£200m for Neymar then.......

They will have to get at least 100m for pogba if that deal is even possible

 

[BlueMoonz1977]

They will have to get at least 100m for pogba if that deal is even possible

...if he even contemplates going to that shithole he will regret it more than going to psg. Even if he did end up there, would we be bothered = nope : )

 

[BlueMoonz1977]

They know we're miles ahead. I like this from the Ragcaf:

I'm fine finishing behind City again if we can at least win games against bottom teams and play well.

Is that their new banner after we ripped the other one down

 

[bluethrunthru]

So the Rags have £150m to spend and are sniffing around Neymar - lol. That Woodward is a football genius.

Neymar - the new Wesley Sneijder

 

[Mallorca Blue]

Most of this Neymar talk has two objectives.
Firstly, keep the punters in wishful thinking mode for the up and coming season ticket sale. No use talking about the mediocrity of this season so build up false hopes for next season.
Secondly, placate the sponsors. Some of Utd's revenue is performance based so they're already in trouble there and God help them if any of it is entertainment based.
Also, Woodward needs to tell PEG to stop putting his foot in it.
Saying things like " we've .no chance of catching City" or " It's normal to be knocked out of CL by Sevilla as they're a.much better team"
Sevilla are currently 7th in liga.
I mean I know the rags are a bit thick but not that thick...or maybe......?

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Neymar - the new Wesley Sneijder

Bet Gareth Bale is pretty mithed off he’s been snubbed for not being used for shifting rag season tickets this year.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Is that their new banner after we ripped the other one down

I would love it, just love it....

 

[bluethrunthru]

Bet Gareth Bale is pretty mithed off he’s been snubbed for not being used for shifting rag season tickets this year.

and can you imagine the size of the sulk Ronaldo has gone into? Being Wesleys sub then without a bye your leave dropped and even Bale hurdled straight to Neymar. Edwoodwoodwood is a colossal fantasist - I wonder if the likes of Neymar read this stuff and laugh? Indeed I wonder if Bale reads it and thinks thank fuck for that ?

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

and can you imagine the size of the sulk Ronaldo has gone into? Being Wesleys sub then without a bye your leave dropped and even Bale hurdled straight to Neymar. Edwoodwoodwood is a colossal fantasist - I wonder if the likes of Neymar read this stuff and laugh? Indeed I wonder if Bale reads it and thinks thank fuck for that ?

Let’s leave Real Madrid who get to champions league finals every year, to go to a team that’s 19 points behind the best team in the country and gets knocked out of the champions league by a mid table la liga side.

 

[bluethrunthru]

Let’s leave Real Madrid who get to champions league finals every year, to go to a team that’s 19 points behind the best team in the country and gets knocked out of the champions league by a mid table la liga side.

If any of them really think this then they would deffo fail a drugs test

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

If any of them really think this then they would deffo fail a drugs test

Angel Di Maria asks how much you are selling for?

 

[Gazza]

Bet Gareth Bale is pretty mithed off he’s been snubbed for not being used for shifting rag season tickets this year.

They'd struggle to convince Gareth Barry to go there.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

They'd struggle to convince Gareth Gates to go there.

 

[Vienna_70]

Neymar - the new Wesley Sneijder

So is Carlton the new fake?

 

[bluethrunthru]

So is Carlton the new fake?

he was always a fake........not a patch on the real Carlton Palmer

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

They'd struggle to convince Barry Chuckle to go there.

Edited for accuracy.

 

[Vienna_70]

he was always a fake........not a patch on the real Carlton Palmer

I meant the new fake R*n*ld*.