United thread 2017/18

[goater555]

I was at the swamp gig last night....fookin scum out to fleece at the max.... actually went for a relxed preload at LCC....watching a Roses Derby free of charge .....great gig by the Stones’ though...still buzzin tonight

Heard it was a good night. Dread to think what stage of seizing up I'll be at that age, let alone dance about on one. It wasn't that long ago when I went for a shit and the groans were coming from downstairs

 

[City Raider]

Yeah but what a great 8 appearances - as shown by this

Diogo Dalot: Manchester United sign Porto right-back for £19m

Manchester United have signed the "best young full-back in Europe" in Diogo Dalot, says manager Jose Mourinho.

By Simon Stone

BBC Sport

Fancy Simon Stone reporting that eh?

Going to be a typical rag judging by his quotes. I swear their scouting priority is 'can we tick the arrogant prick box'

 

[dickie davies]

Bought one for the future when their need is immediate

 

[Inter Me Nan]

That wouldn't have stopped me, but tbh your Mrs doesn't like me that much ;-)

Lol.

 

[jrb]

Have they a.ready won the PL yet?

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Have they a.ready won the PL yet?

Wildly optimistic by August-crushed by December.

Set your watch to it.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Yeah but what a great 8 appearances - as shown by this

Diogo Dalot: Manchester United sign Porto right-back for £19m

Manchester United have signed the "best young full-back in Europe" in Diogo Dalot, says manager Jose Mourinho.

By Simon Stone

BBC Sport

Fancy Simon Stone reporting that eh?

Let's hope he becomes as much of a success as the last teenage fullback they spunked record millions on.

 

[JASR]

I heard a rumor that edwould wouldwould said to peg, who do you want? Bale? Ronaldo? Willian? Alderweireld?

And Peg answered get Dalot.

excellent

 

[hertsblue]

Dalot will be viewed now as the best full back in the history of football since Matteo Darmian and Luke Shaw before that

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Dalot will be viewed now as the best full back in the history of football since Matteo Darmian and Luke Shaw before that

You forgot Buttner or whatever his name was.

 

[The perfect fumble]

You forgot Buttner or whatever his name was.

I think whatever his name was plays for FC Fuckall in the haven't got a clue league, along with all the other rag next big things.

 

[laughing gravy]

Dalot will be viewed now as the best full back in the history of football since Matteo Darmian and Luke Shaw before that

will him and fred be picked for england?

 

[KentBlue]

Martin Tyler is already practising his over-exuberant puns ("That's Dalot" etc) whenever the new signing touches the ball. But then Tyler is a čunt.

 

[mat]

Have they a.ready won the PL yet?

It's Liverpool's year you know...

 

[mat]

Martin Tyler is already practising his over-exuberant puns ("That's Dalot" etc) whenever the new signing touches the ball. But then Tyler is a čunt.

Dalot of ****s!

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Dalot of ****s!

*Doffs cap*

 

[laserblue]

You forgot Buttner or whatever his name was.

And top Uruguayan full back Guillermo Varela.

 

[Barcon]

Is this prick a right back or left back?

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

The best young fullback in the world who has played six times in the Portugese league and never been capped at full level. Oh dear.

 

[malg]

I wonder how many games it will take for them to come out with the often used "next Duncan Edwards"? It's actually fucking disrespectful to Duncan Edwards - I'm sure the fucking tits said it about that dickhead Jones when he first joined!