United thread 2018/19

[manimanc]

It's being reported that Mina has snubbed the rags in favour of Everton, fucking hilarious even though of course they "didn't want him anyway".

Apparently Maguire is their number one target......as is alderweireld......as is boateng......as is bale...as is perisic......as is Willian.....zzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Mallorca Blue]

Get an 80 mil pound player asap. Never mind who he is, what role he'll play whether he's needed---

 

[The perfect fumble]

My favourite thread from redcaf at the mo is the post match friendly thread against Bayern played last night 0 shots on target and 28% possession and the natives are not happy.

Christ almighty! It's suicide watch in there! It's so bad that this thread....

Is this the most depressing United summer ever? (In your memory)

Is light relief.

 

[domalino]

If they sign Jerome Boateng I think it will nicely sum up everything wrong with them.

They're going after a 30 year old, very injury prone defender who fell out of Bayern's first team last summer, and paying £45-50m for the privilege, allowing Bayern to buy another up and coming young player in Pavard.

It's a transfer no one else in the top 6 would consider for a moment.

 

[Blue Til Death]

At least we are buying success, they are forking out and winning nowt ...
The absolute epitome of a Rag scumbag...!

 

[roj]

If they sign Jerome Boateng I think it will nicely sum up everything wrong with them.

They're going after a 30 year old, very injury prone defender who fell out of Bayern's first team last summer, and paying £45-50m for the privilege, allowing Bayern to buy another up and coming young player in Pavard.

It's a transfer no one else in the top 6 would consider for a moment.

Me and seat next to me still refer to a miss hit long pass as a 'Boateng ball'

 

[bluethrunthru]

Christ almighty! It's suicide watch in there! It's so bad that this thread....

Is this the most depressing United summer ever? (In your memory)

Is light relief.

Good - scum !

 

[manimanc]

If they sign Jerome Boateng I think it will nicely sum up everything wrong with them.

They're going after a 30 year old, very injury prone defender who fell out of Bayern's first team last summer, and paying £45-50m for the privilege, allowing Bayern to buy another up and coming young player in Pavard.

It's a transfer no one else in the top 6 would consider for a moment.

In the last 3 years he's played just over 50 times for bayern.
He played 16 times in just one season for us.
They are buying a crock, aged 30 and on the decline.
For how much, 50 or 60mil?
As the transfer window draws close to shutting the rags are going to be throwing bids everywhere.
Can't stop laughing.

 

[Easy]

In the last 3 years he's played just over 50 times for bayern.
He played 16 times in just one season for us.
They are buying a crock, aged 30 and on the decline.
For how much, 50 or 60mil?
As the transfer window draws close to shutting the rags are going to be throwing bids everywhere.
Can't stop laughing.

I really hope it happens but surely they can’t be that deluded and blind???

 

[its grim up north]

In the last 3 years he's played just over 50 times for bayern.
He played 16 times in just one season for us.
They are buying a crock, aged 30 and on the decline.
For how much, 50 or 60mil?
As the transfer window draws close to shutting the rags are going to be throwing bids everywhere.
Can't stop laughing.

And we know first hand how much Jerome loves Manchester. PS Stretford may suit him down to the ground