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aguero93:20 said:
110 trillion squillion bazillion million fans mate, get your rag bullshit propaganda right.
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How come the ground is empty?

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5 minutes still kickoff. Stadium looks literally empty. Even our first game had plenty of empty seats.

How expensive are tickets... Or is our popularity in the States decreasing?

Quite disheartening to see.
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Most of the ones who are there seem to be ours. Maybe the Earthquakes are that bad, their fans don't want to watch them?
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Don't really see why we play in the US if the attendance for games is going to be as low as this. It's not like it's a work day, middle of a Sunday, a traditional day for watching sport, and no buggers have turned up.
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Kind of a small crowd tbh
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It seems we are no longer the big draw in US.
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The gormless myopic f**kers have noticed over at the caf...

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How come the ground is empty?

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5 minutes still kickoff. Stadium looks literally empty. Even our first game had plenty of empty seats.

How expensive are tickets... Or is our popularity in the States decreasing?

Quite disheartening to see.
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Most of the ones who are there seem to be ours. Maybe the Earthquakes are that bad, their fans don't want to watch them?
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Don't really see why we play in the US if the attendance for games is going to be as low as this. It's not like it's a work day, middle of a Sunday, a traditional day for watching sport, and no buggers have turned up.
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Kind of a small crowd tbh
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It seems we are no longer the big draw in US.
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Hahahahaha quality
 
The perfect fumble said:
The gormless myopic f**kers have noticed over at the caf...

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How come the ground is empty?

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5 minutes still kickoff. Stadium looks literally empty. Even our first game had plenty of empty seats.

How expensive are tickets... Or is our popularity in the States decreasing?

Quite disheartening to see.
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Most of the ones who are there seem to be ours. Maybe the Earthquakes are that bad, their fans don't want to watch them?
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Don't really see why we play in the US if the attendance for games is going to be as low as this. It's not like it's a work day, middle of a Sunday, a traditional day for watching sport, and no buggers have turned up.
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Kind of a small crowd tbh
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It seems we are no longer the big draw in US.
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I can help them with their question, they're shite and boring and nobody outside the British Isles cares about their istreeee.
 
"Biggest club in the world" #650m

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Comedy gold on sad cafe, Maureen will be gone this season, fell asleep at half time,fucking boring game, etc so nothing changes there then only reiterating what we already know your fucking shite
 
Indaparkside said:
Comedy gold on sad cafe, Maureen will be gone this season, fell asleep at half time,fucking boring game, etc so nothing changes there then only reiterating what we already know your fucking shite
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Oh yeah...

You're burying your head in the sand. The football we seen tonight is the same shite we'll see this season. The only difference will be we'll have better quality players in the team who will pull out bits of individual brilliance now and then to nick us a win.
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Most interesting part of the game was how low that aeroplane was flying. It sounded so close!
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It was a terrible performance, dont give a fvck it was preseason.
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We have a load of shit in our squad. Our first XI is barely pulling up any trees either.
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"Highlights" lol

www.youtube. com/watch?v=w2lbNh_9PHo
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The performance has relevance when it's similar to how we played last season.
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Caf meltdown has started early this year.
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You just know the first team won't be any better as well. Pre season the results are not so important but I still like to see new patterns of play emerging, the team trying new things and creating more chances. There's no improvement in any of the things we were very poor at last season. Even without some senior players we should still be able to give better showings. We barely did anything in attack.
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Typical Mourinho performance that.
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Jose in his post-match interview. There’s no life in him. Going to be a long season.
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I think we'd be better off with 11 players who don't follow tactical instructions.
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Jose is not smiling again ffs....He's such a fecking misery.
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Of course performances matter! No matter what type of game it is - players play football for enjoyment of it, like everyone at any level. I'm not sure how anyone could have enjoyed playing that game. Devoid of ideas as usual. No cohesion. Just nothing. Mourinho has been here 2 years and we still have no identity as a football team. It's dreadful football and I don't give a shit if it's a friendly. We're playing the worst team in MLS. Yes, match fitness will affect us a bit but let's not get on like our players we're out on the piss for the past month. If you see their Instagram profiles, most of them have been keeping in shape even on holiday. It's the horrible performance in the attacking third which is worrying. It's exactly what we saw last season. I mean, if it was out of the norm, no one would give a feck but it's not, is it? Our performances have been consitently shit since the Liverpool game at Anfield last season.
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The only positive we can take from this match is that the stadium was empty which should prompt the executives to think about ways we can increase our short term popularity again and the best way to do that is signings!
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Jose is not smiling in his post match interview. We're fecking doomed.
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At this rate, can easily see Mou getting sacked this season.
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No sure why people are complaining it’s not like you haven’t seen this before. Not sure why anyone would expect anything but clueless offense and over reliance on a goal keeper. Who could possibly stop the San Jose Earthquakes, they need to be broken up to it make it fair any other soccer club to have a chance to win.

Oh.. they are last in MLS and have 12 points in 19 matches .... never mind. I was confusing them with 1970 Brazil for a second.
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And it goes on.

They really are in the pits. They have no clue, no hope. The Ferguson era? A distant memory, it's in the football fossil record, preserved in stone, just above the scousers.

 
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