United thread 2019/20

[Big Swifty]

Actually, the singular form of the word is "criterion", whereas "criteria" is the plural form.

You cannot therefore have "one criteria".

 

[Deleted member 81382]

Talksport-swap pog for isco is on,lol

How on earth are they pitching this one to Isco?

He has the chance to work with Phil Jones and Jesse Lingard, do they even need to pitch it?

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

He has the chance to work with Phil Jones and Jesse Lingard, do they even need to pitch it?

Very good point well made

 

[Ancient Citizen]

Actually, the singular form of the word is "criterion", whereas "criteria" is the plural form.

You cannot therefore have "one criteria".

Correct, my O level in English let me down for a while;)

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Not good if Solksjar is facing resistance to him trying to improve their fitness levels. We must have out run them in every derby since Pep arrived, they ran out of steam at Old Trafford in April when City cranked it up in the second half.

I’ve not seen rags dreading the start of the season like this since the very early days of Fergie. If Lukaku goes he will need replacing, who in the premier league or Europe could rock up and blast figures like Aguero or Salah do?

They are in a real tailspin when the season is written off already if they do dump the current manager what’s the blueprint for the next man to be successful?

I think I`d bet a good sum on ole 8-) not being here next season. But its a good bet he wont be here by Christmas.

 

[citymad]

Apparently looking at a disruptive French lad from Soton for around £20m as a Pogba replacement.....all the makings of a side splitting laughter season.

Exactly, the rags must be gutted. Shows how much they've declined if their pinning their hopes on Longstaff and Lemina. It's quite funny actually.

 

[SPIDERBOY]

It appears all is not well in ‘Camp Rag’ here in Perth. ( Stating the bleeding obvious, I know)
But videos , pictures emerging of a dust up at training involving Pogba and JLingz.
Hope they kicked shit out of each other.

Lindleof stepped in and pulled Pogba back,looked like he was gonna chin Lingard.

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

Not good if Solksjar is facing resistance to him trying to improve their fitness levels. We must have out run them in every derby since Pep arrived, they ran out of steam at Old Trafford in April when City cranked it up in the second half.

I’ve not seen rags dreading the start of the season like this since the very early days of Fergie. If Lukaku goes he will need replacing, who in the premier league or Europe could rock up and blast figures like Aguero or Salah do?

They are in a real tailspin when the season is written off already if they do dump the current manager what’s the blueprint for the next man to be successful?

Remember that hilarious "debate" between Keane and Neville after the last derby - Keane was fucking livid with Neville for suggesting that the full backs might be a bit tired after 50/60 minutes!!!

 

[Blue Hefner]

Remember that hilarious "debate" between Keane and Neville after the last derby - Keane was fucking livid with Neville for suggesting that the full backs might be a bit tired after 50/60 minutes!!!

Over the past couple of days I've been watching YouTube clips of Neville, Keane and like from around March-May time talking about United, what need to change etc.

They have aged very well, particularly as nothing has changed and doesn't look like changing either!

 

[TonyM]

This is comedy genius...

That is genius, to be fair to him. If I knew him in real life I think I’d like him despite him being a red. You’d never stop laughing.

Until it’d get old and you’d just pretend your phones out of battery when he’d call.

 

[mat]

Top early for that. Need Oli to stay in there for a bit before the inevitable sacking

Lump on.

 

[Manchester1894]

Tentative moments for them. Here's their last 10 signings... you can see why (Wan Bissaka aside) they are very nervous now the rot is starting to set.

Fred Shakhtar D. £53.10m
Diogo Dalot FC Porto £19.80m
Lee Grant Stoke City £1.53m
Romelu Lukaku Everton £76.23m
Nemanja Matic Chelsea £40.23m
Victor Lindelöf Benfica £31.50m
Alexis Sánchez Arsenal £30.60m
Paul Pogba Juventus £94.50m
Henrikh Mkhitaryan Bor. Dortmund £37.80m
Eric Bailly Villarreal £34.20m

They are first team signings (bar Grant)
Our last ten 1st teamer signings:

Riyad Mahrez Leicester £61.02m
Aymeric Laporte Athletic £58.50m
Benjamin Mendy Monaco £51.75m
Kyle Walker Spurs £47.43m
Bernardo Silva Monaco £45.00m
Ederson Benfica £36.00m
Danilo Real Madrid £27.00m
John Stones Everton £50.04m
Leroy Sané FC Schalke 04 £45.45m
Gabriel Jesus Palmeiras £28.80m

 

[KentBlue]

Lindleof stepped in and pulled Pogba back,looked like he was gonna chin Lingard.

I think somebody made a good point on here about the rags themselves posting that footage. Are they trying to say to the world: "This is the sort of ill-disciplined, juvenile behaviour we get from him"? Hoping we'll all feel sorry them and band together and drive this disruptive Frenchman away from these shores?

As deluded as the dippers, they really are.

 

[DrBlueBob]

Actually, the singular form of the word is "criterion", whereas "criteria" is the plural form.

You cannot therefore have "one criteria".

Every day is a school day. Thanks BS

The Criterion sounds like a rather grand but faded railway hotel.

 

[remember arthur mann]

That is genius, to be fair to him. If I knew him in real life I think I’d like him despite him being a red. You’d never stop laughing.

Until it’d get old and you’d just pretend your phones out of battery when he’d call.

If he's playing with a full deck I know where there's a ward full !!

 

[SPIDERBOY]

I think somebody made a good point on here about the rags themselves posting that footage. Are they trying to say to the world: "This is the sort of ill-disciplined, juvenile behaviour we get from him"? Hoping we'll all feel sorry them and band together and drive this disruptive Frenchman away from these shores?

As deluded as the dippers, they really are.

Strange thing was,Bailly and Martial was walking right in front of it,did'nt even turn round to see what was going on......as if it's the norm.

 

[laserblue]

Actually, the singular form of the word is "criterion", whereas "criteria" is the plural form.

You cannot therefore have "one criteria".

It's not a unique phenomena either.

 

[remember arthur mann]

Every day is a school day. Thanks BS

The Criterion sounds like a rather grand but faded railway hotel.

Nah, it's a bike made by Raleigh, Stuck in my garage, about 42 years old !

 

[DrBlueBob]

Nah, it's a bike made by Raleigh, Stuck in my garage, about 42 years old !

There's a vintage one on EBay for a ton. Clear the garage and make some cash. You're very welcome. :-)

 

[domalino]

Tentative moments for them. Here's their last 10 signings... you can see why (Wan Bissaka aside) they are very nervous now the rot is starting to set.

Fred So far total failure
Diogo Dalot £50m just spend to replace him
Lee Grant Stoke City £1.53m
Romelu Lukaku £76.23m - Has been really poor, also wants to leave
Nemanja Matic £40.23m - Now a liability in midfield, they're trying to replace him.
Victor Lindelöf £31.50m - Was awful, slowly looking better
Alexis Sánchez £30.60m - Possibly the worst transfer in PL history.
Paul Pogba £94.50m - Never delivered what was promised, still their best player, now demanding to leave.
Henrikh Mkhitaryan £37.80m - Already gone
Eric Bailly £34.20m - Currently looking to replace with £85m Maguire.