United thread 2019/20

[journolud]

What is this mystical "united way" of which you speak?
Where does it lead and how long does it take?

It is a cul-de-sac. Otherwise known as a dead end.

 

[malg]

Hence the continuing stories emanating from rag central regarding the impending arrival of Bale, de Ligt, Cancelo, Felix and, of course, Snijder.

Every fucking season. I'm sure even Rags know it's shite.

 

[laughing gravy]

What is this mystical "united way" of which you speak?
Where does it lead and how long does it take?

that is always the 1st question i ask the rag ****s,i've asked it 100s of times yet never got a answer...

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

I thought you'd forgotten ;-)

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

The prem will give them incredible luck next season if things are not going well , the best buy in the close season will be the VAR team for them .

Can't be enough surely?

 

[Proy]

Can’t see it, tbh. They’re a poor side, but the financial gulf between the top six and the rest make it virtually impossible for any of the “top” sides to drop that low. It would take one of them to have a disastrous season just to finish seventh, never mind bottom half.

Wolves have a fair bit of brass behind them, and they buy well. 9 points to make up, it's not out of the ordinary and recenty history has seen it happen.

I'm not saying we will see a broom half finish or anything silly like that but the top 6, for me, isn't as established as some may say.

 

[malg]

Fuck me sideways, just behave.......from the Express:


Neymar: PSG star must sound out Man Utd over transfer after Real Madrid development
NEYMAR must sound out Manchester United over a transfer. Because if he’s underwhelmed by life at Paris Saint-Germain - and a move to Real Madrid appearing dead in the water - it’s the only move that makes sense.

 

[Blue Budgie]

Fuck me sideways, just behave.......from the Express:


Neymar: PSG star must sound out Man Utd over transfer after Real Madrid development
NEYMAR must sound out Manchester United over a transfer. Because if he’s underwhelmed by life at Paris Saint-Germain - and a move to Real Madrid appearing dead in the water - it’s the only move that makes sense.

Fucking lol.

 

[waspish]

Fuck me sideways, just behave.......from the Express:


Neymar: PSG star must sound out Man Utd over transfer after Real Madrid development
NEYMAR must sound out Manchester United over a transfer. Because if he’s underwhelmed by life at Paris Saint-Germain - and a move to Real Madrid appearing dead in the water - it’s the only move that makes sense.

Hahahahahaha. HA

 

[dickie davies]

Didn’t they claim to have 75,000 on the waiting list recently!

Around 2012 when bacon face was still in charge, I was chatting to a Dad at the sports club our kids attended. This fella was a rag and told me that as united had this mega waiting list for season tickets he looked at the ages of his kids and thought he'd put his name down for one, as by the time he'd be eligible the family would be much older and less reliant on him for lifts and stuff
Two weeks after enlisting he was contacted by the rags ticket office and asked if he was ready to purchase