United thread 2019/20

[Tevez City]

I hope Pogba stays, moans, and drop his value more.

Not happy with the idea of them getting 150m from Pogba.

 

[East Level 2]

I would like united to start the season with 20 defeats on the bounce, make a heroic recovery only to go down with the last kick of the rearranged derby which also clinched the title on the way to a history shattering quadruple after beating the dippers in the last minute of the champs league final

Can't they just finish the season with 36 defeats and 2 victories (against the dippers).

 

[dickie davies]

And that tweet doesn't take into account that they are paying Sanchez somewhere between 5&6 million a year

 

[Blue Hefner]

According to Custis. The team went on a bus in one direction and Pogba fucked off in the other with 3 suitcases!

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

And that tweet doesn't take into account that they are paying Sanchez somewhere between 5&6 million a year

Are you sure about that ? £350,000 + per week is considerably more than £5-6 million .

 

[Paulpowersleftfoot]

According to Custis. The team went on a bus in one direction and Pogba fucked off in the other with 3 suitcases!

Packed his ego in them the bellend

 

[KentBlue]

According to Custis. The team went on a bus in one direction and Pogba fucked off in the other with 3 suitcases!

According to the Beeb he has joined up with the rest of the vermin - but then, it's written by Simon Stone...

 

[jimharri]

And that tweet doesn't take into account that they are paying Sanchez somewhere between 5&6 million a year

Maths not your strong point then?

 

[Vienna_70]

Rags tour squad
Absolute poverty
Couldn’t name a decent 5 a side team out of that shite

Goalkeepers:
David De Gea, Lee Grant, Joel Pereira, Sergio Romero.

Defenders:
Diogo Dalot, Aaron Wan-Bissaka, Eric Bailly, Phil Jones, Victor Lindelof, Marcos Rojo, Chris Smalling, Axel Tuanzebe, Luke Shaw, Ashley Young.

Midfielders:
Tahith Chong, James Garner, Angel Gomes, Daniel James, Jesse Lingard, Nemanja Matic, Juan Mata, Scott McTominay, Andreas Pereira, Paul Pogba.

Forwards:
Mason Greenwood, Romelu Lukaku, Anthony Martial, Marcus Rashford.

James Garner?

The Crapford Files? The Great Escape (from the swamp)?

 

[mad4city]

At this particular point in time, how is that even a valid query?

Can you imagine him querying a player turning down Mourinho's 2005 Chelsea winners for Bolton (6th)?

Custis is a one trick pony,i've enjoyed hi slithering in the shadows whilst we shit on them with 19 then 32 points

That's exactly it with Custis. He's built a surprisingly successful career upon nothing more than reporting football's current affairs through the prism of all things Manchester United.
The sheer mental gymnastics involved in suggesting that a club currently only clinging to sixth by default of having an outrageous head start on 14 other clubs - and which despite having recently spunked over a billion up the wall cannot now even guarantee a tilt at a Champions League spot next season - might somehow be considered a prospect that any top player might seriously relish, is awe-inspiring in its complexity.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

James Garner?

The Crapford Files? The Great Escape (from the swamp)?

Let's face it, the lemmings who turn out to watch them won't know anybody anyway.

 

[Vienna_70]

The difference in quality is both manifest and huge. Not a singer player in their squad would get in our first XI, possibly XV (other than De Gea)

Not a chance that the alpaca would be in our team.

He might be a good shot-stopper still, but his footwork is atrocious.

 

[dickie davies]

Are you sure about that ? £350,000 + per week is considerably more than £5-6 million .

Maths not your strong point then?

Kin'ell
The figures are that huge I'm calculating it per month!!!

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Kin'ell
The figures are that huge I'm calculating it per month!!!

Wonder if Woodward made the same mistake ?

 

[kippaxwarrior]

That midfield is absolute dogshit

 

[dickie davies]

Wonder if Woodward made the same mistake ?

I should have edited my post with

"I am Eddie Woodward and claim another £3m bonus"

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Not a chance that the alpaca would be in our team.

He might be a good shot-stopper still, but his footwork is atrocious.

Which is why I put him after the ‘XV’ and not the ‘XI’. I thought this would have been clear.

Thank you for pounding out his strengths and weaknesses as a keeper, as they haven’t been ventilated on here previously.

 

[dickie davies]

He might be a good shot-stopper still, but his footwork is atrocious.

Oooh I don't know about that after the way he lashed home that pass from Leroy

 

[waspish]

That midfield is absolute dogshit

You dont need a top midfield when you hoof it down the line for the ball to be lost 60% of the time and when they win it they smash it in the box or “Rashy” picks it up runs 10 yards and smashes it in row Z its the rag way.

 

[TheThirdDeano]

Glad we didn't sign pogba in the end ey? I think for us his performances would have been better (Not that they're good anyway) but there's something wrong with his attitude, destined to fuck up wherever he ends up.

In Txiki we trust.