United thread 2020/21

[kippaxwarrior]

Anagram of SER19

Knobhead

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Thought is was mightaswellbeceltic

 

[Blootoof]

Thought is was mightaswellbeceltic

Can't be him. Celtic accidentally shot himself with his tank.

 

[jimharri]

Maybe try attacking a bit more. 1 goal (a penalty) against the "big six" this season. He sets out not to lose, rather than to win.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Can we copyright the name “The Rags”
Just found out that the Cardiff semi pro rugby team have the same nickname and there will only ever be one @rags

 

[Big Dave Watson]

This could all easily have been cleared up by getting Harry to make a statement to to the FA setting out exactly what the referee said to him and what he then said to Shaw. Sorry, what's that you say?...oh yes.....

It’s not Harry, it’s ‘H’ according to fatty Shaw.

 

[bluemoon32]

 

[Vienna_70]

No point us getting a penalty; we'll only miss it. Maybe ask the ref if we can swap it for a throw in.

I think we are even worse at throw-ins. We seem to concede a lot of possession from them. I think it's one of our very few weak links and some teams have tried to exploit it.

and were not very good at them either

Could we swap them for the ball at Eddie's feet?

We're more likely to score from one of his long punts than we are from 11 metres.

 

[Vienna_70]

Could hardly work out what he was saying with such a thick Trafford accent!

The thing that always makes me laugh - is what this guy keeps saying "it's not good enough - we're Man United" ...the sense of entitlement is sickening! Doesn't matter who they are, no team has a divine right to be or finish anywhere!

Yeah, I noticed that too.

 

[Vienna_70]

Maybe try attacking a bit more. 1 goal (a penalty) against the "big six" this season. He sets out not to lose, rather than to win.

As I’ve said before, he’s a fucking coward against those teams.

More afraid of losing than not winning.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

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£250,000 a week until the end of the 2024/25 season.

 

[dario2739]

Yeah, I noticed that too.

Two cockney's hosts on a radio phone-in show, with a cockney caller on the line – two are Rags!!!

 

[Impeccable One]

It’s not Harry, it’s ‘H’ according to fatty Shaw.

It’s impossible to say Harry when you’ve got a whole hot Greggs steak bake in your mouth.

 

[taconinja]

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Knobhead

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That guy takes bitter to entirely new levels.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

£250,000 a week until the end of the 2024/25 season.

Absolute robbery by him/his agent and sheer stupidity from Ed Woodward .

Over-hyped, sulky slapped arsed little twat.

 

[Blootoof]

Are this lot still putting money in offshore accounts that they don't mention when they have a pop at us. Remind them, every fuckin time.

 

[horlock_was_super]

Anagram of united

SCUM

You’re good at these. I just saw your dipper one. Arse or spuds?

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Absolute robbery by him/his agent and sheer stupidity from Ed Woodward .

Over-hyped, sulky slapped arsed little twat.

Future Ballon d'Or winner - which is pretty ironic seeing as he can't seem to hit a barn d'Or at the moment.

 

[Blootoof]

That guy takes bitter to entirely new levels.

Proper bellend. Him and that copper. Give me a room with them two

 

[i kne albert davy]

Two cockney's hosts on a radio phone-in show, with a cockney caller on the line – two are Rags!!!

Pop Master Radio two yesterday some woman lists herself as massive Manchester Utd fan even been to a game wow where you from Devon. That said she failed to match 9pts so quite possibly the red sweater wearer.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Future Ballon d'Or winner - which is pretty ironic seeing as he can't seem to hit a barn d'Or at the moment.

I swear the little turd has sulked since he didn't get or lost the number 9 shirt when he was hoping to cash in and use AM9 as his trademark .

Always looks as though somebody has stolen his toys .